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Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
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and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
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"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
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"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
(Same chords - -> verse 1)
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I'd chime in ...
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Again...
I'd chime in...
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- I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Tabs)
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Bass)
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Last Updated: February 10, 2026