Leeds United Ukulele chords by Amanda Palmer

D
We watch you
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your expert double X's
          D
It's just like you
   C                  G
to paint those whiter fences

     A#
It's so polite, it's so polite
     F               G
It's offensive, it's offensive
     A#
It's so unright, it's so unright
      F           G
It's a technical, accept it

    A#                          F       G
But who needs love when there's law and order
    A#                          F       G
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort
    A#
And who needs love at all

D
We stalk you
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your expert double X's
   D           C
We oxidize you in your sleep
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There's no exit, there's no exit

       A#
You're on a roll, you're on a roll
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No one gets it, no one gets it
     A#
Your honor, no, your honor
          F           G
Can't you protect us, protect us

    A#                          F       G
But who needs love when there's law and order
    A#                          F       G
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort
    A#
And who needs love
         F
When the sandwiches are wicked
         G
And they know you at the Mac store

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
I'm so excited
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Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
The blacks and beat kids
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Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
I'm getting frightened
D                       C
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
G
Someday, someday, Leeds United

INSTRUMENTAL
D C G (x2)

A#                   F
Bugsy Malone came to carry you home
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And they're taking you all to the doctor
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Burberry vices, all sugary spices
     G
It's nice but it's not what I'm after
A#
Sure, I admire you
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Sure, you inspire me, but you've been not getting back so
     A#
I'll wait at the Sainbury's
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Countin' my change making bank on the upcoming roster

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And we'll stop you your expert double X's
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Oh yeah, a big stock holder extra cold with two X's
     A#
That never talking thing you do
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Is effective, it's effective
        A#
Your shoulder's icy colder, oh
F                  G
Than a death wish, than a death wish

    A#                          F       G
But who needs love when there's law and order
    A#                          F        G
And who needs love when there's Dukes of Hazard
    A#
And who needs love
         F
When the sandwiches are wicked
         G
And they know you at the Mac store

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
I'm so excited
D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
The blacks and beat kids
D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
They're so excited
D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
When I think about Leeds United
D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
I'm getting frightened
D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
The blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids
D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
It's so exciting
D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
A#                                  F
Someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday


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Leeds United