Chords with lyrics
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I could do the dishes while talking on the phone
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I could ask you for an answer but you want to be alone
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I could never do the dishes a single dish at a time
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It's too much of a commitment so I line them up and fire
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I could calamine your insides
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I could wind them all around me I could
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Tiptoe on a tightrope made of fear and looking down see
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All the people do they see me I can wave or
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I can carry all the dishes that they gave me that are
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Keeping me steady
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Or I could go to Australia
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Carry a bowie knife
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And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side
FF Eb MajorEb
And learn card tricks and buy
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Everyone drinks and take boxing and write
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Songs about my bowie knife
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I could do these dishes I could try
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To do these dishes
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I could try..
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I could bake a cake
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My kitchen is small but I could clear the space
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I could write my name
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Because practice makes perfect yes that's what they say
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I could make a button out of plaster
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That said finished I could hang it in my closet
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To the left side of a lightswitch
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I could walk down to Columbus and try drinking to forget it
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and then come home less afraid and then press it and press it
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Or I could go to Australia
Eb MajorEb FF
Carry a bowie knife
Eb MajorEb FF G minorGm
And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side
FF Eb MajorEb
And learn card tricks and buy
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb
Everyone drinks and take boxing and try
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb
Eating things only with chopsticks and write
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb
Songs about my bowie knife
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb G minorGm
I could do these dishes I could try
FF Eb MajorEb
To do these dishes
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb
I could decide to do these dishes
I could decide..
Bb majorBb FF G minorGm
Or I could go to Australia
Eb MajorEb
Carry a bowie knife
FF Eb MajorEb FF
And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb
And learn card tricks and physics and buy
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb
Everyone drinks and take boxing and try
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb
Eating things only with chopsticks and finally
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb
Be like a person I think you might like
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb G minorGm
I could do these dishes I could try
FF Eb MajorEb
To do these dishes
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb
I could decide to do these dishes
G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb
I could decide to do these dishes
FF Eb MajorEb
Time to DECIDE...
Fuck it
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I'm gonna go to Australia
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I'm gonna go to Australia
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I'm gonna go to Australia
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She's gonna go to Australia
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