Toilet Seat chords by Brad Paisley

Verse:
 C                 Dm
She's not into flowers

 G                          C
Or gettin' big expensive gifts

                          Dm
She says she don't want jewelry

 G                           C     C7
She doesn't need another dress

    F
If I wanna show her how much I adore her

                        C     C/B      Am
The best way that I've found

        C
Is to make sure when I'm finished

 G                         C
I put that toilet seat down


Verse:
                 Dm
We've been to counseling

 G                                   C
To try and see the ways we could improve

                 Dm
This thing between us

 G                                               C    C7
And different ways to show each other I love you

 F
Well forget about those get-away vacations

                     C     C/B      Am
In romantic costal towns

 C
If you wanna say "I love you"

 G                            C
Then put that toilet seat down


Verse:
 C                            F
Cuz in the middle of the night

                     C
It's cold and it's dark

                         G
When I hear my name in vain

                           C    C7
I know I haven't done my part

                        F
She just wants me to support her

                             C    C/B      Am
And the best way that I've found

           C
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch

 G                         C
I put that toilet seat down