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Selfie#theinternetisforever by Brad Paisley

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Verse 1:
D
If your grandmothers in an open casket          
You're in a suit and shades,
B
You take your iPhone out and you snap it,
G
Hashtag sad day
A
You ought to be ashamed, 

Verse 2:
D
Pose in the bathroom mirror, 
In a skimpy little two piece,
B
Background there's a toddler
G
Crying on the Toilet seat,

Chorus:
D
You ought to be ashamed,
Of your selfie, 
B
Now why you go tweet it,
G
When you really ought delete it
A
We all wanna unsee it, but we can't
You ought to be ashamed

Verse 3:
D
Spring break in Daytona,
Middle of a keg stand
B
It all fun and games until you daddy,
G
follows you in instagram
A 
You ought to be ashamed 

Bridge:
B
You ought to take that stick, Break it in half, 
G
Show a little cents, Show a little class,
A
You took it of your face, but you know you're really showing your ass


Verse 4:
D
Go on and take on at (place)
Or if you get to meet (famous person)
B
But if you're texting some girl you just meet 
G
Pictures of your little (famous person)

Ending:
D
You ought to be ashamed 
A
Of your selfie 
D
You ought to be ashamed
A
Lets all sing together 
The Internet is Forever
D
Come on you ought to know better
The Internet is Forever
A
Where the hell did you get the sweater 
The Internet is Forever
D
Making out with your professor
The Internet is Forever
A
Smoking in your 3rd trimester 
The Internet is Forever 
D
I didn't know you were a cross dresser
The Internet is Forever
A
He said his name was Heather
The Internet is Forever

Selfie#theinternetisforever Chords Info

Last Updated: February 11, 2026

Chords: D, B, G, A