Selfie Theinternetisforever chords by Brad Paisley

Verse 1:
 D
Your grandmother's in an open casket

 A
You’re in a suit and shades

               Bm                           A
You take your iPhone out and you snap it

 G              G
Hashtag sad day

                  D
You ought to be ashamed

Verse 2:
 D
Posin' the bathroom mirror

      A
In a skimpy little two piece,

 Bm                             A
Background there's a toddler

 G                         G
Crying on the Toilet seat,


Chorus:
 D
You ought to be ashamed

         A
Of your selfie

 Bm                        A
Now why you go tweet it

 G
When you really oughtta just delete it

 D                                   A
Now we all wanna unsee it, but we can’t

                 D
You ought to be ashamed


Verse 3:
 D
Spring break and in Daytona

     A
The middle of a keg stand

    Bm                                   A
It all fun and games until you daddy,

 G                         G
Follows you in Instagram

                 D
You ought to be ashamed


Solo:
D  A  Bm  G  D

Bridge:
 Bm                                             A
You ought to take that stick, break it in half,

 G
Show a little sense, show a little class

 D                                                                   A
You took it of your face, but you know you're really showing your ass


Verse 4:
           D
Go on and take one at the Gran Canyon

           A
Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr

 Bm                                              A
But if you're texting some girl you just met

 G                                    G
Pictures of your little Brett Favre


Ending:
 D
You ought to be ashamed

         A
Of your selfie

 D
You ought to be ashamed

 D
Lets all sing together

     A
The Internet is forever

 D
Come on you ought to know better

     A
The Internet is forever

 D
Making out with your professor

     A
The Internet is forever

 D
Naked with an Irish Setter

     A
The Internet is forever

 D
Smoking in your third trimester

     A
The Internet is forever

 D
He said his name was Heather

     A
The Internet is forever

 D
Can that t-shirt get any wetter

     A
The Internet is forever

 D
Where the hell you'd get that sweater

     A
The Internet is forever