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G        F             C           
I work down at the pizza pit

     G            F         C     
And I drive an old Hyundai

 G         D              Em         C     
I still live with my mom and dad

                              D        
I'm five foot three and over weight

       G        F           C                
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic

 G               F            C  
Never been to second base

              G              D    Em             C     
But theres a whole nother me you need to see

          D        G      
Go check out myspace

C    G   D                G           
Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood

    C   G      D              G           
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good

   C              G           D               Em        
I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate

       C                      D      
And I love a good glass of wine

    C      G        D               G          
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

   C         G        D                   G         
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious

       C           G          D              Em           
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

 C                     D             
Chat with two women at one time

     G         F           C       
I'm so much cooler on-line.

 G         F        C        
So much cooler online

 G       F        C             
I get home I kiss my mom

         G       F      C       
And she fixes me a snack

     G        D            Em          C         
And I head down to my basement bedroom

          D       G     
And fire up my Mac

 G         F          C                
In real life the only time I've

 G           F          C   
Ever even been to LA

         G           D                 Em          C      
Is when I got the chance With the marching band

         C             D      G        
To play tuba in the rose parade


     C    G   D                G        
But On - line I live in Malibu

   C          G        D                     G    
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ

 C                   G          D                Em          
Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack

 C                          D      
Abs that would blow your mind

    C      G        D                G         
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

   C         G        D                   G         
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious

       C           G          D              Em           
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

 C                     D             
Chat with two women at one time

     G         F           C       
I'm so much cooler On-line.

 G         F          C      
Yea I'm cooler online


          D                        G                    
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date

 C             D          G        
Let alone a real girlfriend

       D                         G                      
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight

 C                  D    
Every time I log in


Solo: Em D C G D Em C
D

 C    G   D                G           
On - Line Im out in Hollywood

    C   G      D              G           
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good

 C           G          D              G           
Even on a slow day I can have a three way

 C                     D             
Chat with two women at one time

 G             F           C       
I'm so much cooler on-line.

 G         F        C        
Yea I'm cooler online

 G             F           C      
I'm so much cooler on-line

 G         F        C        
Yea I'm cooler online

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Last Updated: February 11, 2026

Chords: G, F, C, D, Em