Karate Ukulele chords by Brad Paisley

CHORDS:

(F):     320033
(Fadd9): x32033
(G):     xx0232
(Am):   022030
(F):     x32010

(Intro)

F - (Fadd9 - F  2x)

           F     Fadd9                F    Fadd9               F
e|---------3--|------------3----------3--------------3---------3---------| |
B|---------3--|------------3----------3--------------3---------3---------| |
G|---------0--|----------0------------0------------0-----------0---------| | 2x
D|---------0--|--------0--------------0----------0-------------0---------| |
A|---------2--|--0h2h3----------------2----0h2h3---------------2---------| |
E|--2h3-3--3--|----------------2h3-3--3-----------------2h3-3--3---------| |

(Verse)

 F                                 Fadd9         F
She doesn't dare go in the place

 F
With those bruises on her face

        G
So she goes through the drive-thru

                   F          Fadd9         F
And keeps her sunglasses on


 F                                          Fadd9       F
She didn't know when she married that man

 F
She'd get to know him like the back of his hand

         G                                            F
But now she's had enough, and the battle lines are drawn



(Chorus)

 Fadd9
He's in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate

 F
He doesn't know she's been taking karate

 Fadd9
The way she figures it about July

 F                         G                   F
She'll finally have the belt to match her eye



Fadd9 - F - Fadd9 - F


(Verse)

 F                                      Fadd9         F
She's on a mission as the months pass

 F
Five days a week and never misses a class

         G                                          F
And now she's up to breaking boards and concrete blocks



(Chorus)

 Fadd9
He's in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate

 F
He doesn't know she's been taking karate

 Fadd9
Now here it is just about July

 F                      G                   F
She's gonna get that belt to match her eye



INSTR.


(Bridge)

 Am                         G
He stumbled through the door tonight

 Fadd9                          F
And started treating her rough

 Am                                        G
Well, she took one look at him and her training kicked in

     F                     G
And she'd finally had enough



(F muted)
He threw a punch, she spun around

Grabbed his arm and put him on the ground
                                                                  Fadd9        F
Grabbed a cuttin' board on his way down and she kicked it in half

 F
His knees hit the floor, his chin hit a chair


Knocked out his tooth and it flew through the air

Grabbed his head by the back of his hair and slammed him into the fridge

She landed a left, a right and then a left

She landed a roundhouse right in his chest and a scissor punch upside his head

Broke his nose, swept a leg, he started to fall

And on his way down, she took a bow, and the lights went out


(Chorus)

 Fadd9
He's on the floor like he went a round with Rocky

 F
He didn't know she'd been taking karate

 Fadd9
A hundred bucks says tomorrow night

 F                       G                             F
She's got a brand new belt that's gonna match his eye



Fadd9 - F - Fadd9 - F  (2x)


 F                                Fadd9         F
He doesn't dare go in the place

 F
With those bruises on his face

       G
So he goes through the drive-thru

              F
With his sunglasses on



(Outro)

Fadd9 - F   ---- to fade