Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: Bb Dm Dbm Oh lighten up, where's your sense of humor? Cm F They're just tiny little rumors Cm F Bb(2) F That I started 'cause I'm lookin' out for you. Bb Dm Dbm Oh settle down, I'm just a little jealous, Cm F And I'm sure those other fellas Cm F Bb(2) Never once believed the lies I told were true.
chorus: Eb Bbmaj7 Like the time I told that cowboy that you used to be a man, F Bmaj7 And the doctor you were datin' that you hide your wedding band. Eb Edim Bb(2) G Even if I am responsible for scaring them away, Cm F Cm F You really ought to thank me, I was doin' you a favour, Cm F Bb 'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway. verse: Bb Dm Dbm Oh can't you see, the reason that I'm doin' Cm F All the crazy things I'm doin', Cm F Bb(2) F Is because I really care about you girl. Bb Dm Dbm And I'll admit I go a little farther Cm F Than I know I probably oughta, Cm F Bb(2) But it's all because I need you in my world. chorus: Eb Bbmaj7 Like the time I told that lawyer that you spent a year in jail, F Bmaj7 And the salesman you were seein' you hang out at cheap motels. Eb Edim Bb(2) G Even if I am responsible for scaring them away, Cm F Cm F You really ought to thank me, I was doin' you a favour, Cm F Bb 'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway. Instrumental: Bb Dm Dbm Cm F Cm F Bb(2) F Bb Dm Dbm Cm F Cm F Bb bridge: Cm F Bbmaj7 I can't stand the thought of you with anybody else, Cm F Gm C F F# F I know I've gone overboard but I can't help myself. chorus: Eb Bbmaj7 Like the time I told that dentist you had seven little kids, F Bbmaj7 And you doubled as a dancer at the strip joint on the ridge. Eb Edim Bb(2) G Even if I am responsible for scaring him away, Cm F Cm F You really ought to thank me, I was doin' you a favour, Cm F Bb 'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway. Cm F Cm F It's all because I love you and I can't stop thinkin' of you, Cm F Bb And it never woulda worked out anyway.
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