Selfie Theinternetisforever chords by Brad Paisley

Chords with lyrics

Verse 1:
 D MajorD
Your grandmother's in an open casket

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You’re in a suit and shades

        B minorBm              A augmentedA
You take your iPhone out and you snap it

 G+G       G+G
Hashtag sad day

         D MajorD
You ought to be ashamed

Verse 2:
 D MajorD
Posin' the bathroom mirror

   A augmentedA
In a skimpy little two piece,

 B minorBm               A augmentedA
Background there's a toddler

 G+G             G+G
Crying on the Toilet seat,


Chorus:
 D MajorD
You ought to be ashamed

     A augmentedA
Of your selfie

 B minorBm            A augmentedA
Now why you go tweet it

 G+G
When you really oughtta just delete it

 D MajorD                  A augmentedA
Now we all wanna unsee it, but we can’t

         D MajorD
You ought to be ashamed

Verse 3:
 D MajorD
Spring break and in Daytona

   A augmentedA
The middle of a keg stand

  B minorBm                  A augmentedA
It all fun and games until you daddy,

 G+G             G+G
Follows you in Instagram

         D MajorD
You ought to be ashamed


Solo:
D MajorD A augmentedA B minorBm G+G D MajorD

Bridge:
 B minorBm                       A augmentedA
You ought to take that stick, break it in half,

 G+G
Show a little sense, show a little class

 D MajorD                                  A augmentedA
You took it of your face, but you know you're really showing your ass


Verse 4:
      D MajorD
Go on and take one at the Gran Canyon

      A augmentedA
Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr

 B minorBm                       A augmentedA
But if you're texting some girl you just met

 G+G                  G+G
Pictures of your little Brett Favre


Ending:
 D MajorD
You ought to be ashamed

     A augmentedA
Of your selfie

 D MajorD
You ought to be ashamed

 D MajorD
Lets all sing together

   A augmentedA
The Internet is forever

 D MajorD
Come on you ought to know better

   A augmentedA
The Internet is forever

 D MajorD
Making out with your professor

   A augmentedA
The Internet is forever

 D MajorD
Naked with an Irish Setter

   A augmentedA
The Internet is forever

 D MajorD
Smoking in your third trimester

   A augmentedA
The Internet is forever

 D MajorD
He said his name was Heather

   A augmentedA
The Internet is forever

 D MajorD
Can that t-shirt get any wetter

   A augmentedA
The Internet is forever

 D MajorD
Where the hell you'd get that sweater

   A augmentedA
The Internet is forever