Online chords by Brad Paisley

Chords with lyrics

G+G    FF       C majorC
I work down at the pizza pit

   G+G      FF     C majorC
And I drive an old Hyundai

 G+G     D MajorD       E minorEm     C majorC
I still live with my mom and dad

               D MajorD
I'm five foot three and over weight

    G+G    FF      C majorC
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic

 G+G        FF      C majorC
Never been to second base

       G+G       D MajorD  E minorEm       C majorC
But theres a whole nother me you need to see

     D MajorD    G+G
Go check out myspace

    C majorC  G+G  D MajorD        G+G
Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood

  C majorC  G+G   D MajorD       G+G
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good

  C majorC       G+G      D MajorD        E minorEm
I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate

    C majorC           D MajorD
And I love a good glass of wine

  C majorC   G+G    D MajorD        G+G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

  C majorC     G+G    D MajorD          G+G
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious

    C majorC      G+G     D MajorD       E minorEm
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

 C majorC           D MajorD
Chat with two women at one time

   G+G     FF      C majorC
I'm so much cooler on-line.

 G+G     FF    C majorC
So much cooler online

 G+G    FF    C majorC
I get home I kiss my mom

     G+G    FF   C majorC
And she fixes me a snack

   G+G    D MajorD      E minorEm     C majorC
And I head down to my basement bedroom

     D MajorD    G+G
And fire up my Mac

 G+G     FF     C majorC
In real life the only time I've

 G+G      FF     C majorC
Ever even been to LA

     G+G      D MajorD         E minorEm     C majorC
Is when I got the chance With the marching band

     C majorC       D MajorD   G+G
To play tuba in the rose parade

   C majorC  G+G  D MajorD        G+G
But On - line I live in Malibu

  C majorC     G+G    D MajorD           G+G
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ

 C majorC          G+G     D MajorD        E minorEm
Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack

 C majorC             D MajorD
Abs that would blow your mind

  C majorC   G+G    D MajorD        G+G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

  C majorC     G+G    D MajorD          G+G
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious

    C majorC      G+G     D MajorD       E minorEm
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

 C majorC           D MajorD
Chat with two women at one time

   G+G     FF      C majorC
I'm so much cooler On-line.

 G+G     FF     C majorC
Yea I'm cooler online


     D MajorD            G+G
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date

 C majorC       D MajorD     G+G
Let alone a real girlfriend

    D MajorD             G+G
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight

 C majorC         D MajorD
Every time I log in


Solo: E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC
D MajorD

 C majorC  G+G  D MajorD        G+G
On - Line Im out in Hollywood

  C majorC  G+G   D MajorD       G+G
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good

 C majorC      G+G     D MajorD       G+G
Even on a slow day I can have a three way

 C majorC           D MajorD
Chat with two women at one time

 G+G       FF      C majorC
I'm so much cooler on-line.

 G+G     FF    C majorC
Yea I'm cooler online

 G+G       FF      C majorC
I'm so much cooler on-line

 G+G     FF    C majorC
Yea I'm cooler online

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