Ode De Toilet The Toilet Song chords by Brad Paisley

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
C majorC  G+G   C majorC FF C majorC

Verse 1:
            DmDm
She says not to buy her flowers
G7G7         C majorC
  Or big expensive gifts
            DmDm
She says she don't want jewlery
G7G7               C majorC
  And she doesn't need another dress
   FF
If I want to show her how much I adore her
            C majorC  G/BG/B  A minorAm
The best way that I've found
   C majorC
Is to make sure when I'm finished
G+G             C majorC   G+G C majorC
  I put that toilet seat down

Verse 2:
       DmDm
We've been to counseling
  G7G7               C majorC
To try and see the ways we could improve
     DmDm
This thing between us
       G7G7            C majorC     C7C7
And different ways to show each other "I love you"
  FF
Forget about those getaway vacations
          C majorC G/BG/B A minorAm
To romantic coastal towns
    C majorC
If you want to say "I love you"
G+G               C majorC  C7C7
  Then put that toilet seat down

Chorus:
               FF
'Cause in the middle of the night
          C majorC
It's cold and it's dark
              G+G
And when I hear my name in vain
            C majorC   C7C7
I know I haven't done my part
            FF
She just wants me to support her
              C majorC G/BG/B A minorAm
And the best way that I've found
     C majorC
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
G+G             C majorC   G+G C majorC
  I put that toilet seat down

Instrumental:
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD
FF G+G C majorC G/BG/B A minorAm
FF G+G C majorC G/BG/B

Bridge:
 A minorAm
I know it's kind of funny
    FF
You can teach a little puppy
     C majorC      G+G       C majorC
But it's very hard to train a grown man
     A minorAm
When I'm all about my business
    FF
And the path of least resistance
D MajorD                 G+G
She's the one that suffers in the end

Chorus:
           FF
In the middle of the night
          C majorC
It's cold and it's dark
              G+G
And when I hear my name in vain
            C majorC   C7C7
I know I haven't done my part
            FF
She just wants me to support her
              C majorC  G/BG/B A minorAm Fm/Ab
And the best way that I've found
     C/GC/G
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
G+G            FF
 I put that toilet seat down
F minorFm  C majorC
Down, down