Chords with lyrics
G+G C majorC G+G
The noises you made at our supper table
D MajorD
Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd
G+G C majorC G+G
But how many times do I have to tell you
D MajorD G+G
Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Where, where, are you tonight?
D MajorD
Why did you leave me here all alone?
G+G
I searched the world over,
C majorC G+G
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
D MajorD G+G
Phht! you were gone.
G+G C majorC G+G
Remember you phoned me a-sobbin' and cryin'
D MajorD
The dog bit your maw, and drug her around
G+G C majorC G+G
You said she looked pale and thought she was dying
D MajorD G+G
I said "Don't worry, I'll buy a new hound."
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Where, where, are you tonight?
D MajorD
Why did you leave me here all alone?
G+G
I searched the world over,
C majorC G+G
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
D MajorD G+G
Phht! you were gone.
G+G C majorC G+G
I went to your house at three in the morning.
D MajorD
You had all them curlers and junk in your hair.
G+G C majorC G+G
You would not have scared me and I'd not have run so,
D MajorD G+G
If you had not looked like you'd wrestled a bear.
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Where, where, are you tonight?
D MajorD
Why did you leave me here all alone?
G+G
I searched the world over,
C majorC G+G
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
D MajorD G+G
Phht! you were gone.
G+G C majorC G+G
You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses.
D MajorD
And you shoud've seen the look on my face
G+G C majorC G+G
I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly.
D MajorD G+G
I guess that I would have if I'd found your face.
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Where, where, are you tonight?
D MajorD
Why did you leave me here all alone?
G+G
I searched the world over,
C majorC G+G
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
D MajorD G+G
Phht! you were gone.
G+G C majorC G+G
I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing
D MajorD
The proofs hanging out right there on the line
G+G C majorC G+G
When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing
D MajorD G+G
Your nighties hugging them long johns of mine
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Where, where, are you tonight?
D MajorD
Why did you leave me here all alone?
G+G
I searched the world over,
C majorC G+G
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
D MajorD G+G
Phht! you were gone.
G+G C majorC G+G
I told you, my darlin', you looked like a gopher.
D MajorD
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
G+G C majorC G+G
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
D MajorD
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Where, where, are you tonight?
D MajorD
Why did you leave me here all alone?
G+G
I searched the world over,
C majorC G+G
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
D MajorD G+G
Phht! you were gone.
G+G C majorC G+G
When I picked you up for our date last weekend.
D MajorD
You looked so pretty in satin and lace.
G+G C majorC G+G
But when I bent over and started to kiss you,
D MajorD
You popped a pimple all over my face!
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Where, where, are you tonight?
D MajorD
Why did you leave me here all alone?
G+G
I searched the world over,
C majorC G+G
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
D MajorD G+G
Phht! you were gone.
G+G C majorC G+G
Down here on the farm the weather gets messy
D MajorD
Laying around with nothin' to do
G+G C majorC G+G
When you went away, you took my cow Bessie
D MajorD
I miss her darling, more than I miss you
Chorus:
G+G C majorC G+G
Where, where, are you tonight?
D MajorD
Why did you leave me here all alone?
G+G
I searched the world over,
C majorC G+G
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
D MajorD G+G
Phht! you were gone.
The song goes on as long as you can make up verses.