Heaven Is A Halfpipe If I Die chords by OPM

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Heaven Is a Halfpipe - OPM

Intro:
Eb   Ab x2

Chorus:
Eb   Ab           Eb   Ab
If I die before I wake
   Eb       Ab           Eb   Ab
At least in heaven I can skate
       Eb           Ab               Eb   Ab
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
    Eb      Ab           Eb   Ab
Without the man up on my back

Verse 1:
    Eb                Ab  Eb                     Ab
Now heaven would be a DJ, Spinning dub all night long
    Eb                   Ab                 Eb               Ab
And Heaven would be just kickin' back, With Jesus packing my bong
    Eb                      Ab        Eb                 Ab
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
    Eb                 Ab                  Eb                    Ab
And while the world is warring, We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Singing

Chorus:
Eb   Ab           Eb   Ab
If I die before I wake
   Eb       Ab           Eb   Ab
At least in heaven I can skate
       Eb           Ab               Eb   Ab
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
    Eb      Ab           Eb   Ab
Without the man up on my back

Verse 2:
         Eb                   Ab           Eb               Ab
Now when most people think of heaven, They see those pearly gates
    Eb                Ab                    Eb                 Ab
But I looked a little closer, And there's a sign saying Do Not Skate
   Eb                      Ab                 Eb               Ab
So if you wanna come to my heaven, Well we're all gonna have a ball
    Eb                   Ab                 Eb              Ab
And everyone you know is welcome, 'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing

Chorus 2:
Eb   Ab           Eb   Ab
If I die before I wake
   Eb       Ab           Eb   Ab
At least in heaven I can skate
       Eb           Ab               Eb   Ab
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
    Eb      Ab               Eb   Ab
Without the man fucking with it

Bridge:
    Eb         Ab
And then I got to the gate
Eb                              Ab
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
    Eb               Ab
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
    Eb                     Ab
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
Eb                Ab
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
    Eb                      Ab
You teaching any classes in how to cope
     Eb              Ab
I'll find a place to rest my head
    Eb                  Ab
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
     Eb                   Ab
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
         Eb                     Ab
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
    Eb                         Ab
You think I really care that I missed Biology
Eb                  Ab
Got my education in stale fishology
     Eb                 Ab
With all your rules you gots to chill
    Eb                   Ab
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
    Eb                      Ab
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skills
    Eb                      Ab
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skills,
Eb              Ab
got the skills, got the skills
Eb                  Ab
Heaven is a halfpipe

Chorus:
Eb   Ab           Eb   Ab
If I die before I wake
   Eb       Ab           Eb   Ab
At least in heaven I can skate
       Eb           Ab               Eb   Ab
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
    Eb      Ab           Eb   Ab
Without the man up on my back

Chorus 2:
Eb   Ab           Eb   Ab
If I die before I wake
   Eb       Ab           Eb   Ab
At least in heaven I can skate
       Eb           Ab               Eb   Ab
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
    Eb      Ab               Eb   Ab
Without the man fucking with it

Chorus:
Eb   Ab           Eb   Ab
If I die before I wake
   Eb       Ab           Eb   Ab
At least in heaven I can skate
       Eb           Ab               Eb   Ab
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
    Eb      Ab           Eb   Ab
Without the man up on my back

Chorus 2:
Eb   Ab           Eb   Ab
If I die before I wake
   Eb       Ab           Eb   Ab
At least in heaven I can skate
       Eb           Ab               Eb   Ab
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
    Eb      Ab               Eb   Ab
Without the man fucking with it

Chorus 2:
Eb   Ab           Eb   Ab
If I die before I wake
   Eb       Ab           Eb   Ab
At least in heaven I can skate
       Eb           Ab               Eb   Ab
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
    Eb      Ab               Eb   Ab
Without the man fucking with it