Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Heaven Is a Halfpipe - OPM
Intro:
Eb MajorEb AbAb x2
Chorus:
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
If I die before I wake
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
At least in heaven I can skate
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'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
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Without the man up on my back
Verse 1:
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Now heaven would be a DJ, Spinning dub all night long
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And Heaven would be just kickin' back, With Jesus packing my bong
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And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
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And while the world is warring, We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Singing
Chorus:
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If I die before I wake
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
At least in heaven I can skate
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
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Without the man up on my back
Verse 2:
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Now when most people think of heaven, They see those pearly gates
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But I looked a little closer, And there's a sign saying Do Not Skate
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So if you wanna come to my heaven, Well we're all gonna have a ball
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And everyone you know is welcome, 'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing
Chorus 2:
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If I die before I wake
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
At least in heaven I can skate
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
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Without the man fucking with it
Bridge:
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And then I got to the gate
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Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
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I'm sorry friend you can't come in
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You gotta a list here that doesn't end
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You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
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You teaching any classes in how to cope
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I'll find a place to rest my head
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I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
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Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
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We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
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You think I really care that I missed Biology
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Got my education in stale fishology
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With all your rules you gots to chill
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I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
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I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skills
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I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skills,
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got the skills, got the skills
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Heaven is a halfpipe
Chorus:
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
If I die before I wake
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
At least in heaven I can skate
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
Without the man up on my back
Chorus 2:
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
If I die before I wake
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
At least in heaven I can skate
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
Without the man fucking with it
Chorus:
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
If I die before I wake
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
At least in heaven I can skate
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
Without the man up on my back
Chorus 2:
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
If I die before I wake
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
At least in heaven I can skate
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
Without the man fucking with it
Chorus 2:
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
If I die before I wake
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
At least in heaven I can skate
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb AbAb
Without the man fucking with it