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Key: C
Tuning: E A D G B E
Verse 1:
C
I've got the perfect bedroom
Am
I've got the perfect bed
F G
I've got a purple phone with the curly cord right beside my head
C Am
I've got a lava lamp and boy-band posters on the wall
F G
I've got a bean-bag chair and I've got a disco ball
C Am
I've got my glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling
F G
I've got my mood ring that tells me how I'm feeling
C
I've got a TV, built-in VHS
Am
I love my bedroom, it's the best
F G7
The only problem is
C
I'm in a zoo on the bug-people planet
Am F
G C
Zoo on the bug-pеople planet
Am F G
Verse 2:
C
Every day, whеn the sun comes up
Am
The bug people come and look at me
F
They let the zoo members come in first
G
Then the older bugs get in for free
C
They watch me through my boy-band posters
Am
Beady eyes all in a row
F
Then they sit on bleachers while I use the toilet
G
When I flush, they clap like it's the dolphin show
N.C.
(pause)
Chorus:
C Am
I love my perfect bedroom
F G C
And I know it's an artificial human habit-habit-habitat
Am F
In a cave on the bug-people planet-planet-planet that
G
Made a room for me, I've never felt so free
Verse 3:
C
There's a bug who always protests
Am
I can tell he's got a big heart
F
Once, a baby fell in my room
G
And they shot me with a tranquilizer dart
C
Now, I don't have a lot of movies
Am
A League of Their Own is the only one
F
And they couldn't get a real copy
G
So they had to make a bug-people one
[Spoken interlude: Mikey Day & Olivia Rodrigo]
N.C.
Mikey: There's no crying in Earth-ball!
N.C.
Olivia: I think they did a really good job
Bridge:
Am
Every night, when the bugs go home
E7
I'm left in my room and I'm all alone
Am
I stare at the stars and think I might faint
Dm Fm
And that's when they bring me a potential mate
[Spoken interlude: James Austin Johnson & Olivia Rodrigo]
N.C.
JAJ: Ah! Hi, I'm Alan, haha. Not quite sure how I got here, but I, uh, I think they want us to reproduce
N.C.
Olivia: No
N.C.
JAJ: Totally, I'm not ready, either. Uh, we'll get to know each other first, then reproduce
N.C.
Olivia: Not interested
N.C.
JAJ: Makes sense, well, uh, it was nice meetin' ya. Oh, here comes the claw, ah!
N.C.
JAJ: Well, we tried, buddy, haha. What now? A life of luxury in the royal palace?
Chorus:
C Am
I love my perfect bedroom
F G C Am
And I know it's an artificial human habit-habit-habitat (Artificial habitat)
F
In a cave on the bug-people planet-planet-planet that
G
Made a room for me, I've never felt so free
C
Song History
Published: May 12, 2026
Last Updated: May 12, 2026