Lifes Scary Man chords by Old Sol

Intro:

           G*
What I thought was love

           C
turned out to be heartburn

     Em      C*
and my acid reflux stopped her

       G*
from making out

        C        C*
with me at a drive through movie

Verse:

        G*       C
And on the way back down the highway

    Em      C
I felt my emotions dying

    Em       C            C*
One by one, first came fear, and then came love

     F6  G    G*   C    C*
So I'll never put my self out there again

     F6    F#m  G*          C*
And I'll keep all of my lovers just as friends


Chorus:

       G*
So let me be honest

     C*
Let me forgive her,

     Em       C
Let me forget about my dad

     G*         C*
Let me direct it to something useful

      Em  C*   C
Let me pretend I have a plan

       G*       C*
Let me just pick a half and stick to it

  Em    C*  C
Like its all that I have

     Am
Let me forget

     C*
How to regret

       G*
And be my old man


Solo:

C* Em C G*

C* Em C* C

Am  C*


Verse:

    G*       C
So I put myself out there again

  Em       C*
Cuz I'm a fuckin' liar

  G*    C         C*
But only to myself I like to think

      G*       C
And all my lovers went and left me

      Em        C*
Cuz they claim that I'm a liar

      Em        C
Just because I told them I loved them

   C*
Well man you got me there

    Em   C*   G*  C   C*
But I swear to god I'd never hurt nobody

     Em  G*       C  C*
The only body I can hurts the one I own


Chorus:

       G*
So let me be honest

     C*
Let me forgive her,

     Em       C
Let me forget about my dad

     G*         C*
Let me direct it to something useful

      Em  C*   C
Let me pretend I have a plan

       G*       C*
Let me just pick a half and stick to it

  Em    C*  C
Like its all that I have

     Am
Let me forget

     C*
How to regret

       Em
And be my old man


Bridge:

    C
Woh oh ohhh

  C*
Oh oh

    G*  Em
And be my old man

    C
Woh oh ohhh

  C*
Oh oh

       Em
And be my old man

    C
Woh oh ohhh

  F
Oh oh

  C*
Woh ohhh


Chorus:

       G*
So let me be honest

      C*
Let me forgive her

     Em      C
Let me forget about my dad

     G*          C*
Let me direct it to something useful

     Em    C
Let me pretend I have a plan

       G*        C*
Let me just pick a half and stick to it

   Em    C*   C
Like its all that I have

     Am
Let me forget

      C*
How to regret

       G*
And be my old man


Solo:

C* Em C G*

C* Em C* C


Outro:

     Am
Let me forget

     C*
How to regret

     Am
Let me forget

  C*
How to regret

     Am
Let me forget

     C*
How to regret

G* C* G*