Lifes Scary Man chords by Old Sol

Intro:

                      G*
What I thought was love

                     C
turned out to be heartburn

         Em            C*
and my acid reflux stopped her

              G*
from making out

                C               C*
with me at a drive through movie

Verse:

                G*             C
And on the way back down the highway

       Em           C
I felt my emotions dying

        Em             C                       C*
One by one, first came fear, and then came love

         F6    G       G*      C       C*
So I'll never put my self out there again

         F6       F#m    G*                   C*
And I'll keep all of my lovers just as friends


Chorus:

              G*
So let me be honest

          C*
Let me forgive her,

          Em             C
Let me forget about my dad

          G*                  C*
Let me direct it to something useful

           Em    C*     C
Let me pretend I have a plan

             G*              C*
Let me just pick a half and stick to it

    Em        C*    C
Like its all that I have

          Am
Let me forget

          C*
How to regret

              G*
And be my old man


Solo:

C* Em C G*

C* Em C* C

Am    C*


Verse:

       G*             C
So I put myself out there again

    Em             C*
Cuz I'm a fuckin' liar

    G*        C                  C*
But only to myself I like to think

            G*              C
And all my lovers went and left me

           Em               C*
Cuz they claim that I'm a liar

            Em               C
Just because I told them I loved them

      C*
Well man you got me there

        Em      C*      G*    C      C*
But I swear to god I'd never hurt nobody

          Em   G*             C    C*
The only body I can hurts the one I own


Chorus:

              G*
So let me be honest

          C*
Let me forgive her,

          Em             C
Let me forget about my dad

          G*                  C*
Let me direct it to something useful

           Em    C*     C
Let me pretend I have a plan

             G*              C*
Let me just pick a half and stick to it

    Em        C*    C
Like its all that I have

          Am
Let me forget

          C*
How to regret

              Em
And be my old man


Bridge:

        C
Woh oh ohhh

    C*
Oh oh

       G*    Em
And be my old man

        C
Woh oh ohhh

    C*
Oh oh

             Em
And be my old man

        C
Woh oh ohhh

    F
Oh oh

   C*
Woh ohhh


Chorus:

              G*
So let me be honest

           C*
Let me forgive her

          Em            C
Let me forget about my dad

          G*                   C*
Let me direct it to something useful

         Em       C
Let me pretend I have a plan

             G*               C*
Let me just pick a half and stick to it

     Em       C*     C
Like its all that I have

          Am
Let me forget

           C*
How to regret

              G*
And be my old man


Solo:

C* Em C G*

C* Em C* C


Outro:

          Am
Let me forget

          C*
How to regret

          Am
Let me forget

    C*
How to regret

          Am
Let me forget

          C*
How to regret

G* C* G*