Stoned tab by Old 97’s

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
Em D C


e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|   X4
D|-------------------3h5-3h5-3h5/8~~-|
A|-5---0h2p0h2--3/5------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|

(4th time second guitar)
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|--9b10--7~~~~----------------------|
D|-----------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|

Verse 1:
                       G      C                     G       C G
Well, I must have been stoned when this whole thing started
         C                                       G  C G
'Cause I just can't seem to think straight anymore
C
Can't figure out where I'm at
      G                    D
Maybe Memphis, maybe Mexico
Em                          D                      C
I think you're swell, but I ain't gonna tell you so
Em                             D                     C
I think you're great, but it's late and I'd better go


Verse 2:
             G    C
Hitchhike to Rhome
                    G              C G
Take a Greyhound to Fredericksburg
         C                                           G    C G
Well I'm flat-out broke, I've been smoking butts for days
C
You say, "Maybe you can stay with me"
       G                             D
I say, "Lady, that's a dangerous plan"
Em                        D                        C
You're quite a woman, but I don't wanna be your man
Em                         D                          C
You're quite a kisser, but listen close and understand


Guitar Solo:


Verse 3:
                 G
Take a letter to God
C                 G          C G
"Dear Sir, I'm dissatisfied
        C                                             G      C G
Well it ain't Your fault they keep pouring salt on my heart"
C
All's I need is a brief reprieve
       G                          D
I keep leaving, I ain't gettin' nowhere
Em                       D                             C
Won't you linger, let me run my fingers through your hair?
Em                    D                     C
Won't you stay? I can play like I don't care
Em                         D                          C
I think you're dope, and I hope I'm making myself clear
Em                             D                        C
I think you're fly, and that's why I'm getting out of here


Outro:
                       G      C
Well, I must have been stoned



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| h  Hammer-on
| /  Slide up
| ~  Vibrato
| p  Pull-off
| b  Bend

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