I Don't Know What Christmas Is But Christmastime Is Here chords by Old 97’s

Chords with lyrics

Key: D MajorD

Tuning: Standard

Intro:

G+G
Out on the third planet

closest to the sun
     A minorAm     C majorC
There’s a special celebration


    A minorAm      C majorC
And it sounds quite fun
 G+G
A augmentedA jolly old fellow brings

toys to everyone
   A minorAm   C majorC     G+G
On a holiday they call Christmas
    A minorAm
Now I’m not gonna lie it makes

no sense to me
  C majorC
But here’s what earthlings told me
 A#A#            A augmentedA
About this Christmas mystery
N.C.
One, two, three, four!


Verse :

D MajorD
Santa is a furry freak
   B minorBm
With epic superpowers
  D MajorD
He flies to every human home
  B minorBm
In under 14 hours
E minorEm      A augmentedA
He’s a master burglar
 E minorEm       A augmentedA
A majorA pro at picking locks
  E minorEm
If you don’t leave milk and
A augmentedA
cookies out
A#A#        A augmentedA
He will put dung in your socks

Verse :

D MajorD
If you act nicely through the night
  B minorBm
And don’t jump on your bed
D MajorD
Santa comes with sugar plums
  B minorBm
And hurls them at your head
  E minorEm        A augmentedA
But if you’re on his naughty list
     E minorEm        A augmentedA
He shoots missiles at your toes
  E minorEm          A augmentedA
He might just roast your chestnuts
     A#A#      A augmentedA
With his powerful flamethrow-er

Chorus:

B minorBm  B minorBm  B minorBm  B minorBm  F# minorF#m
Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein
G+G   G+G   G+G   G+G   D MajorD
Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer
B minorBm        F# minorF#m
I don’t know what Christmas is
  G+G        D MajorD
But Christmastime is here


Verse :

   D MajorD
He’s compelled his creepy elves
  B minorBm
To do his every wish
  D MajorD
One sought to be a dentist now
   B minorBm
He’s sleeping with the fish
E minorEm       A augmentedA
Mrs. Claus, she works the pole
B minorBm        A augmentedA
Plans her man’s demise
E minorEm         A augmentedA
Soon the elves will all rise up
  A#A#        A augmentedA
And stab out Santa’s eyes

Chorus:

B minorBm B minorBm B minorBm B minorBm F# minorF#m
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
G+G  G+G   G+G  G+G D MajorD
Earthlings are so weird
B minorBm        F# minorF#m
I don’t know what Christmas is
  G+G        D MajorD
But Christmastime is here

Chorus:

B minorBm B minorBm B minorBm B minorBm F# minorF#m
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
G+G  G+G   G+G  G+G D MajorD
Earthlings are so weird
B minorBm        F# minorF#m
I don’t know what Christmas is
  G+G        D MajorD
But Christmastime is here

Outro:

B minorBm        F# minorF#m
What the heck’s a turtledove?
  G+G        D MajorD
And who lit up that deer?


B minorBm        F# minorF#m
I don’t know what Christmas is
  G+G        D MajorD
But Christmastime is here
B minorBm        F# minorF#m
I don’t know what Christmas is
  G+G        D MajorD
But Christmastime is here

D MajorD
Or maybe it’s there
D MajorD
Or it’s somewhere
D MajorD
I don’t know


Chords used in song:
G+G
A minorAm
C majorC
Bb majorBb
A augmentedA
D MajorD
B minorBm
E minorEm
F# minorF#m

I Don't Know What Christmas Is But Christmastime Is Here chords

Dont Know What Christmas Is But Christmastime Is Here by Old 97’s is a song from the album The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special, released on 25 November 2022.