Chords with lyrics
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of Montreal - The Blank Husband Epidemic
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Tabbed by: gutturalguitar
Tuning: standard
The Blank Husband Epidemic(2002)
(Kevin Barnes)
From: "Aldhils Arboretum"
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FF | 
A#A# | 
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BB | 
E MajorE |
G#G# 
C#C#
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
A augmentedA E MajorE 
G+G A augmentedA
who hated his job and hated his life
F# minorF#m
so he wanted to drive his tan Chevy
BB
off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life
F# minorF#m
he couldn't silence the ever present thought
BB
"i'm doing all I can yet i'm an unsuccessful man"
EMaj7Emaj7
and his heart was blank
Amaj7Amaj7
don't we know what blank people are good for
BB Amaj7Amaj7 BB
what they are good for
G#G# C#C#
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
A augmentedA E MajorE G+G A augmentedA
who just couldn't escape or catch a break
F# minorF#m
so he wanted to ride his bike blindfolded into traffic
BB
because he hated his bike and he hated his life
F# minorF#m
his heart was consumed with guilt from the knowledge
BB
he had not become a successful man he was an unsuccessful man
EMaj7Emaj7
and his heart was blank
Amaj7Amaj7
don't we know what blank people are good for
BB Amaj7Amaj7 BB
what they are good for
E MajorE F# minorF#m 
G# minorG#m G+G
until one day my Auntie introduced him to her friend named gwendoline
A augmentedA 
A7A7 
D7D7 
B7B7
and she must have made a stunning first impression
E MajorE F# minorF#m G# minorG#m G+G
because he left my Auntie and never came back again leaving with gwendoline
A#A# 
C minorCm
but my Auntie didn't care
FF A#A#
she knew she could find another blank husband anywhere
A augmentedA BB E MajorE
by god they're everywhere
G#G# C#C#
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
