I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again chords by Obscurest Vinyl

• Difficulty: Advanced 🤯

Chorus:
Bb
I glued my balls to my butthole again

Oh my god, what did I do?
  Eb                        Bb
I can't take a dump, ‘cause now my balls
             F7    Bb
are blockin' up my butt-hole

Verse 1:
Bb
Fool me once, shame on you

Fool me twice, shame on glue
Eb          Bb         Gm7
Good god, I pulled too hard
       Cm        F             Bb
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

Oh god

Chorus:
           Eb
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
      Bb   Am         Gm
Oh my god, what did I do?
               Eb                 F7
I can't take a dump, cause now my balls
                         Bb
balls are blockin' up my butthole

Verse 2:
Bb
My lady doesn't want a life
                    Gm7
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
F                Bb
  Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
    Eb                      Bb                F
Oh, baby, fuckin' please, just take me back

Chorus:
           Eb
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
      Bb   Am         Gm
Oh my god, what did I do?
               Eb                 F
I can't take a dump, cause now my balls
                         Bb
balls are blockin' up my butthole

Verse 3:
Bb
Fool me once, shame on you

Fool me twice, shame on glue
Eb          Bb         Gm
Good god, I pulled too hard
       Cm        F             Bb
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

Oh

Bridge:
Eb       Gm   C7sus4
Glued my balls
                    F
It was in-evitable, baby
                            Eb
This could have happened to anyone
             Dm  D    Gm
Life is just fun like that

Interlude:
GM7  E  A/E  E

Chorus:
           Eb
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
      Bb   Am         Gm
Oh my god, what did I do?
               Eb                 F
I can't take a dump, cause now my balls
                         Bb
balls are blockin' up my butthole
Eb          Bb         Gm7
Good god, I pulled too hard
       Cm        F             Bb
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Dm      Gm  Cm         F
Good god, I pulled too hard
       Bb        F             Bb
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

Outro:
Eb  Fsus4  Eb Bb/D Bb