It's Time To Take A Shit On The Company​​s Dime chords by Obscurest Vinyl

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

♫ Verse 1:
E          B
Fuck yeah, it’s time
          G#                    C#m
To take a shit on the company’s dime
        A            E
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
         F#m                 B
I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by

♫ Chorus:
        E
Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe
         A
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
        E                     B
Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe
         E                A       E
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

♫ Bridge:
  D
I knew my boss would spy on me
     A                              D
So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
            C          Bm            A
He tried to run really fast into the stall
       G                      D
But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls. I said “Holy shit, he might be dead”
     A                            Bm                   F#m
As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out
   D
He screamed “You’re fucking toast!”

                        Bm                                C#
I called the police and told them that my boss was trying to install a glory hole
                      F#m
While I was trying to take a dump
C#m                       F#m
    So I pissed on him in self-defense
E                    A
   And my boss got arrested
N.C.
Cool!

♫ Chorus:
        E
Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe
         A
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
        E                     B
Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe
         E                A       B
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

♫ Solo:
E

A

♫ Verse 2:
E          B
Fuck yeah, it’s time
          G#m                    C#m
To take a shit on the company’s dime
        A            E
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
         F#m                 B
I'm just hangin' dong as the time flies by, hey hey!

           E
It’s time! Take a shit on the company’s dime
        A
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
         B
I'm just hanging dong
                  E
As the time flies by

♫ Chorus:
        E
Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe
         A
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
        E                     B
Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe
         E                A       B
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

♫ Outro:
E           B
(Paid   to shit!)
            G#               C#m
(And as the time flies by!)
        A                     E
Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe
         B                E
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life