Oxy Moronic chords by NOFX

verse 1
A
I've been called an OxyMoron
            G
Because I question which drugs our war's on
               D                                            A
Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on
A
The healers have become the harmers
               G
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
        D
What we used to call dealers
             A
We now call doctors
A                E
I might be a CD Cynic
             F#m                  D
Cause that crack house is now a clinic
                 A                    E
It's time they change the name of the oath to
          D                A
The hypocritic or the parasitic

verse 2
A
It isn't Adderalltruistic
   G                    D
By overprescribing
                              A
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring
        A
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
        G
With a Subketamining
                D
They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris
                   A
They should be Ativanishing

     A                E
With every Demeroltercation
                F#m          D
They'll have a good Xanaxplanation
              A
You're just Cialistrated
          E              D
Cause we made your dick deflated


           A
It's OxyMoronic
           A
It's OxyMoronic


verse 3
              A
It should be doctors getting busted
            G
For their Klonopinions we trusted
               D
We're not the sinners, they're the ones
                        A
That served us the Vicodinners
         A              E
I don't want to be an alarmist
             F#m               D
But in that harmacy there's a harmacist
             A                   E               D
And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists


           A
It's OxyMoronic
           G
It's OxyMoronic
           D
It's OxyMoronic
           A
It's OxyMoronic


Bridge
                 F#m
Don't think that I AmBien crazy
               D
The medical industrial complex
           A
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come
            E
Because of Percosex
     F#m
How can we Hydrocondone
        D
Their blatant misconduct
            A
They don't care for patients
      D                   E
They care about pushing product


verse 4
    A
Are you OxyMoronic
     G
For wanting your daily chronic
                 D
And making your mom's house hydroponic
             A
You're OxyMoronic

           A
I've been called an OxyMoron
                     G
For getting my metaphor on
   D
Linoleum is a Flooron
           A
I'm an OxyMoron


Verse 5
      A
It's time to be alarmed
                 G
We're not being healed, we're being harmed
               D
Our country's being factory farmed
           A
It's OxyMoronic
      A
It's time to sound the alarma
          G
We can't put our faith in karma
          D
We got a common enemy
                         A
And they're called Big Pharma


               A
And it's OxyMoronic
               G
And it's OxyMoronic
               D
It's all OxyMoronic
               A
It's all OxyMoronic