Leaving Jesusland Chords

Verse: A5 We call the heartland F5 Not-very-smart land G5 E5 G#5 A5 IQs are very low but threat levels are high A5 They got a mandate, F5 They don't want man-dates, G5 E5 G#5 A5 They got so many hates and people to despise

A5 In the dust bowl, F5 Cerebral black hole, G5 E5 G#5 A5 The average weight is well over 200 pounds A5 I hate to generalize, F5 But have you seen the thighs? G5 E5 G#5 A5 Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while Pre-Chorus: F5 Maybe that's why they're so scared of us F5 We've concerns others than fear and hunger pangs Chorus: A5 C5 F5 Queers, transgends and lesbians, G5 F5 C5 Vegans and vegetarians, E5 A5 All you brownish red and yellow ones, F5 C5 Come and join us on the coast Verse: A5 No longer svelte, F5 G5 E5 G#5 A5 They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt A5 They've blown out the fire F5 Under the melting pot G5 E5 G#5 A5 The red blood of America is starting to clot A5 No compromise, F5 No sight through others' eyes, G5 E5 G#5 A5 They're just flies spreading pieces of shit A5 You gotta emigrate F5 Stop living in hate G5 E5 G#5 A5 What makes this country great is dwelling on either side Pre-Chorus: F5 They don't want visitors in Jesusland, F5 They want life bland and canned in the fatherland Chorus: A5 C5 F5 We want people with college degrees, G5 F5 C5 Drug use experience and STDs, E5 A5 People with open-minded philosophies F5 C5 Come hug California trees A5 C5 F5 Cultural revolution now G5 F5 C5 Neo-Conservatives run outta town E5 A5 We're gonna burn Orange County down F5 C5 Then we're off to Riverside F5 C5 Bakersfield and Fresno too F5 C5 Then we're coming after you Verse: A5 The fear stricken F5 Born again Christian G5 E5 G#5 A5 They got a vision, a homogenized state A5 Textbook decline, F5 Intelligent design, G5 E5 G#5 A5 They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate Pre-Chorus: F5 They don't want visitors in Jesusland F5 They want life bland and canned in the fatherland Chorus: A5 C5 F5 Punk Rockers and Emo kids, G5 F5 C5 People doin' things the church forbids, E5 A5 Buddhists, Agnostics and Atheists F5 C5 We're moving out of Jesusland A5 C5 F5 Art students and thespians, G5 F5 C5 Excluding Country, all the musicians E5 A5 We want all hookers and comedians, F5 C5 Nihilists are welcome too A5 No longer svelte, F5 G5 E5 G#5 A5 They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt