Clams Have Feelings Too chords by NOFX

Intro:
A D#m D E
A D#m D A

Verse:
A
Birds are dumb cause small bird brains
C#m                 A       E
But so are kids and old people
A                C#m       F#m
Some birds talk, most others sing
Dm
I don't see you eating a talking bird
A
Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo
C#m                A     E
But so do kids and elderly
A                      C#m            F#m
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Dm
Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them
 F#m                  Dm
No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
  A              G
Actually they don't have central
Dm
nervousness
 F#m                    Dm
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
 A                 G
Come to think about it they don't have a
Dm
face
B

They have no face, no place for ears
      Dm                 B       F#
There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears
   Bm             Dm          G#m
No spinal cord, they must get bored
  E                               Em
Might as well just put 'em out of misery

Solo:
G#m B E
Dm G B E

B                  Dm            G#m
I don't believe it's selfish to eat
             E
defenseless shellfish
B                    Dm                E
No chowder for you, clams have feelings too
 Bm                E       Dm
It could happen to you, clams have feelings
E
too
 B               F#m     Dm
I don't think they do, clams have feelings
E
too

Outro:
B F E
B E