Best God In Show tab by NOFX (Ver. 2)

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Guitar Base

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VERSO 1
G              D       C
Ive no consideration,  zero mutual respect
G                  Em              C             D
For billions who suffer from ,  rational thought neglect
G                     D               C
I dont wanna waste a sentence,   I dont want a convert-sation
G                     Em      C               D
Thats gonna end in disdain,  disbelief and aggravation

Chorus:
C                       D             G
And I find its getting harder to hang out
C                     D            Em
With grown adults who actually believe
C                  D
In Santa Claus and Noah?s Ark
G                         Em
and that their god is the best
C               D           G
My distaste has turned into detest

Intro Riff

VERSO 2
G                   D   C
Who would read a 2000   year old medical journal
G                  Em          C                D
Techniques for bloodletting,    advice on Trichinosis
G               D              C
Would you navigate the globe    with a map of a flat earth
G           Em       C                          D
Without DNA testing,   would you believe virgin birth

Chorus:
      C                D              G
And I find its getting painful to put up
     C                D        Em
With grown adults who actually believe
   C            D
In Unicorns and Creation,
    G                      Em
and God always takes their side
               C       D             G
Thats when my innocent jabbing turns snide

Intro Riff

VERSE:
G                 D      C
Thank God for the Grammy,   thank God for the touchdown
G                     Em  C              D
Thank God for blowing up    the enemy's sacred ground
G             D              C
So how am I supposed to take   anything you say seriously?
G                  Em            C                   D
When youve swapped free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny

Chorus:
        C          D              G
And its getting agonizing to hang out
     C                D          Em
With grown adults who actually believe
C             D
Mythology and history
      G           Em
trump physics and science
   C            D              G
My aversion has turned to abhorrence