Alcopollack chords by NOFX

NOFX - Alcopollack

♫ Verse:
F                            Gm
How does the drunkest person on the bus
C                           F
Wake up and manage to take such
            G
good care of us?
F
An honorable man that's
  Gm
impossible to hate
C
Even though his laugh to joke
      G
ratio is about one in eight

♫ Pre-Chorus:
C
What is it about him?
C
What sets him apart?
F
How does such a tiny person
    G
have such a big heart?
Fm
He only sometimes drops the
C
ball
G
Like the six times he told the bus to leave
G
When one of us was at a petrol station
G
Shitting in a bathroom stall

♫ Chorus:
F
That's David Pollack
Fm
Alcoholic
         Gm
Real dedication
         G
To inebriation
           Fm
My friend David
           C
Master of Kung-Fu
          F
We're all singing this song
            G
just to say thank you
                        C
And one day we're gonna get you back

♫ Verse:
F
He's not a giant man
            Gm
But he represents some giant voices
    C
But sometimes Alcopollack
        F
doesn't make the greatest
 G
choices
   F
He might excel in tours and food
        Gm
But he lacks something in tact
   C
He told Dexter that his band sucks
        G
And he called Matt Freeman fat

♫ Pre-Chorus:
C
He pissed off Graffin and

insulted Tré Cool's first
           F
wife and fiancée

That's how he lost Bad
  Gm
Religion, The Offspring
C
Rancid, Pennywise, the Mad
G
Caddies, Rise Against
G
But the one that hurt the most must have
been Green Day

♫ Chorus:
            F
That's Alcopollack
            Fm
Philanthro-folic
            Gm
Grappa all nighter
             G
Bar fight inciter
           Fm
My friend David
                C
For all your dedication
F
This song is for you
                G
To show all our appreciation
     C
But why Do you always have to be on vacation?