No Reason Boner chords by Ninja Sex Party

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Key: Am

Intro:

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This song is about a problem that I have
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Frequently



Verse 1:
          Dm7                            F7
There are three, three, three kinds of erections
         Bb
Some are sexual
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Some occur during periods of nervous tension
    Dm7
But there's a mysterious third kind
     F7
That no one really understands
   Bb
It happens when your shlong decides
        Bm7b5                E7(#9)
To take matters into its own hands

Chorus:
           Am7
No reason boner
          Dm7
No reason boner
   F7            E7(#9)
It baffles scientists
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No reason boner

Verse 2:
     Dm7
This morning I was having breakfast
F7
At the Midtown diner
    Bb
The bagel was delicious
        Bm7b5                E7(#9)
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer
        Dm7
I got a weird look from the waitress
       F7
When I asked her for the check
Bb
I looked down and realized
          Bm7b5           E7(#9)
I was one hundred percent erect

Chorus:
          Am7
No reason boner
          Dm7
No reason boner
       F7                    E7(#9)
I like coleslaw but not that much
          Am7
No reason boner

Bridge 1:
Bb7
Hi! Welcome to the post office
Bb7
Thanks! I just need to mail this package
Bb7
No problem, just place it on the scale
Bb7
Sure thing!
              B7
Oh! Oh god! I
I can't right now!
B7
Why not?
B7
I
I have to go
I have a, uh
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Doctor's appointment at the dentist's!

Verse 3:
    Dm7
Now things are a little awkward
        F7
Between my mailman and I
Bb
That was not my best lie
           Bm7b5           E7(#9)
I was just covering up for my

Chorus:
          Am7
No reason boner
          Dm7
No reason boner
             F7                       E7(#9)
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
          Am7
No reason boner

Bridge 2:
Bb7
Hi! Welcome to the zoo!
Bb7
Great! I love the zoo! Look at all those monkeys!
Bb7
Actually, those technically aren't monkeys, they're macaques
    B7
Wow! Macaque's really hairy
                                      C7
Uh, so, what time does the zoo close?
C7
About eight o'clock
C7
Great! That gives me a chance t- Oh god
C7
Oh, not not now! Not in front of the children!
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Why have you forsaken me lord!?

Verse 4:
     Dm7
This is no laughing matter
        F7
This is not some kind of game
      Bb
I can tuck away my Johnson
          Bm7b5               E7(#9)
But I can never tuck away the shame
       Dm7
It can happen anytime
       F7
It can happen anywhere
Bb
When the Loch Ness Monster
                    Bm7b5                E7(#9)
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air

Chorus:
          Am7
No reason boner, oh
          Dm7
No reason boner
       F7         E7(#9)
You're ruining my life
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No reason boner
          Am7    Ab7 G7 F7
No reason boner
          Am7    Ab7 G7 F7 G7
No reason boner
Am7
Why?
N.C.
Boner