Heart Boner chords by Ninja Sex Party

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Intermediate

Intro:
G   Gadd9    C
G   Gadd9    C

Verse 1:

Em                  G
When I first looked in your eyes
         C
You were more than just a beauty to me
Em            G
All my senses shot straight up
      C
I was rock hard emotionally
              D       G       C
The fact that you and I could plow
                       D    G       C
Is something I haven't even thought about...starting now

Chorus:

G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...
C
I've got a heart boner for you
G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...
               D                 Em
I stand before you stiff and true
        D               G        Gadd9 C
I wanna blast a load of feelings onto  you

G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...
     D                     G
This heart boner's for you


Verse 2:

Em                    G
You've helped me grow into a man
          C
My shallowness is a thing of the past
Em                         G
I want to slam you with my empathy
              C
And then I'll rail you with my class
                    D   G   C
You've helped me find maturity
             D      G     C
I'll be your wiener king, tee hee


Chorus:

G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...
C
I've got a heart boner tonight
G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...
            D                   Em
Feel my love pants growing tight
        D             G           Gadd9       C
I wanna plug you with respect all through the night

G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...
                   D       G    Gadd9  C  D
I'll bust a nut of joy and light..

G  Gadd9  C  D

Em D G D C

G Gadd9 C


Bridge:

C     D
H-H-H-Heart Boner

Em D   G       Gadd9
H- H-  H-Heart Boner

      C     D
Got a H-H-H-Heart boner

Em D  G       Gadd9
H- H- H-Heart Boner

    C                 D
You are the love that I pursue
       Em       D       G
Do you feel the feels I feel for you
        C               D
There's so much we have yet to do
    Em             D
Now jump me like a kangaroo


Chorus:

G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...
C
This heart boner's for you
G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...
        D                    Em
I stand before you thick and true
             D               G       D        C
I'll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you
G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...
     D
This heart boner's for you
G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...
C
It's all for you
G Gadd9 C
Wooooah...

*Fade out