Eating Food In The Shower chords by Ninja Sex Party

Intro
Cm   Eb   Bb   Db Eb Fm
Cm   Eb   Bb

SPOKEN: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together.
You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff.
But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON!

verse 1
Fm7
I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman
                                  Bb           Cm
Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine
Fm7
Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
                                 Bb            Cm
God knows we need both but there just ain't no time

Fm
But I've found a way to get the most out of our day
       Fm
I prepared you this buffet
   Bbm                                    Csus4   C
So grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me

      Gm      F/A     Bb
Let's eat our food in the shower
     Eb          Bb         F7
Just look at the time we've saved
Gm        Eb     Bb
Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential
     Eb         Bb       F/A
Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray

      Gm     F/A     Bb
We're eating food in the shower
             Eb           Bb        F7
Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain
              Gm      Eb         Bb
Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life
              Eb          Bb       F/A
And there's a huge amount of bacon collecting in your drain!

Bridge
Gm Fsus4 F
Bbsus4 Bb Absus4 Ab
Gb(b5) Gb Gb(b5) Gb
Csus C

SPOKEN: That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked?
I gotta tell you I - whoops.
Sorry I'll get that, that was...
WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me.

verse 2
Fm
Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin'
                            Bb        Cm
It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate
     Fm
Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner
                                       Bb         Cm
Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date!

         Fm
Sit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter
    Fm
And hold my pruney hand
       Bbm                     C
I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!)

Gm     F/A     Bb
Eating food in the shower
           Eb         Bb      F7
But just between us I don't deny
        Gm           Eb          Bb
All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos
       Eb            Bb            F/A
Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!)

      Gm     F/A     Bb
We're eating food in the shower
            Eb       Bb      F7
This is the pinnacle of your year
             Gm      Eb           Bb
The night is only gettin' better as we get wetter and wetter
            Eb      Bb      F/A
Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea

Outro
Cm   Eb   Bb   Db Eb Fm
Cm   Eb   Bb
Fm Gm

SPOKEN: Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!