Courtship Of The Mermaid chords by Ninja Sex Party

Intro:
Gm Bb F Gm
Bb Dm Eb F


Verse 1:

Gm  Bb  F    Gm
Once upon a morning dawn

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Ninja Brian and I happened upon

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A gold pond, In a forest enchanted where we

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both gazed upon a bold sight so fair


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See there, beneath the blue waterfall

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A mermaid was swimming and my heart, enthralled,

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Became lost in the beautiful lines of her face

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For every lithe movement was exquisite grace


Pre-Chorus:

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I trembled in silence at the love of my life

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Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right


Chorus:

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"Hey, do you like pizza!?" I screamed loud as shit

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Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it

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It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves

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Now marvel and witness the glory of...


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loooooove...


Spoken Interlude:

N.C.
Here comes the pizza!


Verse 2:

  Gm       Bb      F      Gm
The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze

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For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese

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I don't see how I may get her soul to listen

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Like sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistens


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I need to dream an ingenious new scheme

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So this angel shall open her heart to me


Chorus:

 Eb     Bb      Eb     Bb
"More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham, too

  Bb     Gm    Eb      F
Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you!

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As choirs of angels sing out to the sky

   Eb       Bb     Eb    F
In a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall...


Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F
flyyyy...

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Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb

Spoken::
Ah, my legs! God, they're definitely broken! Oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared! He's brought the
mermaid filet mignon, Brian. That's a clearly superior dish. Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on,
I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her. Aarghh! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please?
No? Cool. Fuck you guys.