The Mystic Crystal chords by Ninja Sex Party

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Ninja Sex Party: The Mystic Crystal Chords


Intro:
E minorEm  D/F#D/F#  G+G  E/G#
A minorAm  Am/GAm/G  D/F#D/F#

BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
Oh yeah!
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE

Verse 1:
BB   B4   G+G  A augmentedA E MajorE
Long ago and far away
BB  B4     G+G A augmentedA  E MajorE
In labyrinths of coral caves
 BB   B4     G+G A augmentedA  E MajorE
A augmentedA mystic crystal was forged in glass
   BB   B4   G+G  A augmentedA   E MajorE
From magic or some shit like that
  G+G        A augmentedA    E MajorE
Its powers had been used for good
  G+G        A augmentedA   E MajorE
And all men lived in brotherhood
 G+G      A augmentedA   E/G#
Until The Necromancer came
 BB
Upon his steed of bones and flame
  C majorC   G+G     D MajorD
His prism eyes with evil gleamed
  C majorC     G+G    D MajorD
He stole the crystal, then he screamed
   C majorC    G+G    D MajorD
"Now gods and men and all between
   FF      C majorC
Shall blow my necromancing shween!"
  C majorC      G+G   D MajorD
The knights and nobles of the land
  C majorC    G+G    D MajorD
Did all they could to stay his hand
  C majorC   G+G   D MajorD
Yet not a single blow was struck
 FF        C majorC     E7E7 F#7F#7
Alas! For he was strong as fuck

Interlude:
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
Oh yeah!
BB  B4  G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE

Part 2:
BB     B4      G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
He grabbed The Princess from her throne
BB      B4     G+G  A augmentedA E MajorE
And trapped her in the crystal stone
  BB      B4   G+G  A augmentedA  E MajorE
The King called in his wizards three
  BB   B4     G+G A augmentedA E MajorE
And begged them brokenheartedly
 G+G          A augmentedA     E MajorE
"Search the forests, search the seas
    G+G      A augmentedA  E MajorE
Search time and all realities
  G+G       A augmentedA   E MajorE
Two champions are what I need
  BB
To bring my daughter back to me!"
 C majorC    G+G    D MajorD
"Yes, my king, it shall be done"
  C majorC    G+G     D MajorD
The wizards said, and so begun
 C majorC    G+G     D MajorD
A augmentedA wondrous spell that soon would find
FF          C majorC
The greatest men in space and time
  C majorC      G+G   D MajorD
And that's where our story begins
  C majorC   G+G   D MajorD
And Danny and Brian come in
   C majorC   G+G     D MajorD
There is no quest from which they'd flee
  FF          C majorC   E7E7  D MajorD
But right now they're in New Jersey

Spoken:
N.C.
Hey, Ninja Brian, is that a mystic space portal behind you?
N.C.
Oh shit!

Interlude:
E minorEm  D/F#D/F#  G+G  C majorC
A minorAm  Am/GAm/G  D/F#D/F#

Verse 3:
  E minorEm   D/F#D/F# G+G    C majorC
We woke up in a foreign land
 A minorAm   Am/GAm/G  D/F#D/F#
Inside a castle, oh so grand
  E minorEm  D/F#D/F#  G+G     E/G#
And there atop a throne of gold
 A minorAm   Am/GAm/G   D/F#D/F#
Arose The King, so gross and old
   B minorBm         C majorC
"I've called you from the great beyond
  B minorBm        C majorC    D MajorD
To save my daughter, hot and blonde
    E minorEm   D/F#D/F#   G+G    E/G#
You've sailed across the sky and stars
  A minorAm    Am/GAm/G    F#7F#7    BB
The gods have brought you here unharmed"

Verse 4:
 BB  B4
  "Actually your majesty
              G/BG/B
You just sucked us through 26 dimensions of space and time
     A/BA/B
And I've gotta be completely honest with you
BB
My arms are broken
   B4
And I don't know why my chest is smoking"
 G/BG/B
"I will heal you with my staff
  A/BA/B
I'm sure we'll look back on this and laugh
  BB            B4
Now go! Ride toward the sun atop these noble steeds
G/BG/B
You're our spandex heroes now
  A/BA/B
Fulfill your destinies"
  BB             B4
And so! We turned and rode beyond the castle walls
   G/BG/B               A/BA/B          BB  B4  G/BG/B  A/BA/B
With shining codpiece armor that doth cradled our chivalrous balls
BB  B4  G/BG/B  A/BA/B

Verse 5:
G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
   The sky grew dark and the road was narrow
C majorC G+G D MajorD
   But I knew we'd never be led astray
G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
   For Brian brought his magic arrows
C majorC G+G D MajorD
   They were blessed to light our righteous way
D MajorD D4 C4 C majorC  D MajorD D4 C4 C majorC
Ah! Brian, do you think you could warn me before you're about to light our righteous way?
D MajorD D4 C4 C majorC  D MajorD D4 C4 C majorC
Oh, god! Alright, fine, whatever, man Let's ride!
E minorEm  D MajorD  E minorEm  D MajorD
E minorEm  D MajorD  C majorC G+G A7A7 B7B7

Verse 6:
  E MajorE         D MajorD
The trees were twisted the air was thick
   A augmentedA            C majorC    D MajorD
T'was clear his domain was as evil as dick
  E MajorE                D MajorD
We passed through the gloom of the Forest of Fear
     A augmentedA            C majorC       D MajorD E MajorE
Then the Pits of Disgust, and the Dark Swamp of Tears
E MajorE        D MajorD
Then off in the distance so clear
  A augmentedA            C majorC    D MajorD
The cold gray peak of Mount Nasty appeared
     E MajorE            D MajorD
Past the Fields of Annoyance, and Dragon Barf Junction
    A augmentedA           C majorC     D MajorD  E MajorE   D MajorD  A augmentedA
And the treacherous Cliffs of Erectile Dysfunction
  C majorC      D MajorD     E MajorE   D MajorD
Now Brian has erectile dysfunction
   D MajorD
Only Brian, though I know, it's weird

Verse 7:
E MajorE         D MajorD
We arrived at the evil one's hall
    A augmentedA         C majorC       D MajorD
And dismounted our trusty steeds with resolve
  E MajorE                D MajorD
We hugged them goodbye and promised we'd never quit
     A augmentedA              C majorC     D MajorD E MajorE
Then they ran straight away, for they gave not a shit
E MajorE       D MajorD
Moonlight rose over the door
  A augmentedA           C majorC       D MajorD
Lit all the jewels and the skulls on the floor
E MajorE            D MajorD
We felt no terror as we entered the cave
      A7A7           C majorC       A7A7
Unless the bells of doom tolled we knew we'd be safe
  C majorC      D MajorD A7A7
We knew we'd be safe!
  C majorC      D MajorD
We knew we'd be sa- Oh fuck...

Verse 8:
EbmEbm        C#/E#   F#F#
Colored gemstones lit up the wall
       C#C#
They formed a rainbow trail
       EbmEbm
Up to a giant waterfall
EbmEbm            F#F#
And there the Necromancer grinned
           C#C#
The Princess stood frozen
          G# minorG#m
Yet still so hot beside him (Damn!)
    EbmEbm         F#F#
Then I heard a voice in my mind
F#/A#   C#C#
T'was The Princess!
C#C#               EbmEbm
She said "Danny, your heart is kind
   EbmEbm
Only light can stop dark!"
    F#F#
I knew what she spoke of…
       C#C#
To defeat The Necromancer
C#C#      BB   EbmEbm  F#F# C#C#
I had to use love!
 G# minorG#m
"Stand back, Brian, I'm going to hug him!"

Verse 9:
EbmEbm
He immediately shattered both my legs
  EbmEbm
And threw me across the room
  F#F#
"I probably should have brought some weapons"
F#F#
I thought as I flew
   C#C#
Then Ninja Brian picked me up
 C#C#
Because he's a good friend
    BB
Then he used my body like a club
      BB
To beat our enemy to death
 E minorEm
I should have been in more pain
      E minorEm
Than could ever be spoken
   G+G
Luckily, I felt nothing
      G+G
Because my back was totes broken
    D MajorD
Oh, the Necromancer was dead
    D MajorD
And the crystal broke in three
     C majorC
I looked up into the light and saw
  C majorC        B7B7
The Princess was now free
 B7B7             B minorBm       BB
"Brian, she's so beautiful! Roll me to her!"

Verse 10:
  C majorC     G+G    D MajorD
We journeyed gladly toward The King
  C majorC     G+G       D MajorD
His lands now green with the life of spring
  C majorC    G+G    D MajorD
He leapt up and wept at the sight
    FF           C majorC
Of his girl as she carried me through the night
 C majorC       G+G       D MajorD
"Heal this man, wizards!", he cried with delight
      C majorC    G+G           D MajorD
Which they did, goddamn, they keep their magic game tight
  C majorC   G+G   D MajorD
But sadly it was time to leave
    C majorC     G+G    D MajorD
So the king said "Fix Brian's E.D
    FF       C majorC   E7E7  A augmentedA
And hooray for Ninja Sex Party!"
N.C.
"Look, Ninja Brian, the Portal back home is opening!"

Interlude:
C#C#  EbmEbm  F#F#
C#C#  EbmEbm  F#F#

Verse 11:
C#C#      F minorFm         BbmBbm        BB BbmBbm
Now fare thee well, it seems that our journey is at an end
C#C#     F minorFm         BbmBbm         BB  G#7G#7
We will be here, if you should ever need our help again
C#C#     F minorFm         BbmBbm            BB  F#F#
We walked away but stopped and turned before we took our last step
C#C#       F minorFm        BbmBbm             BB BbmBbm
Brian killed a guy real quick to make sure he maintained his rep
C#C#         F minorFm
We all have our battles to fight
   BbmBbm                 BB G#G#
And a crystal cage to break through in our lives
C#C#        F minorFm
But when hope is gone
      BbmBbm            BB  F#F#  C#C#
We will be there to help you rock the fuck on

Outro:
BB  F#F#  C#C#