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Rhinoceratops Vs Superpuma tab by Ninja Sex Party

Intro

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
Chord diagramC minorCm     Chord diagramBb majorBb

Chord diagramC minorCm
Oh hey, did I ever tell you about the time
                       Chord diagramBb majorBb                                Chord diagramC minorCm
That Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters?
                                   Chord diagramBb majorBb
Yeah, that's a thing that happened
                    Chord diagramC minorCm
So please, pay attention
                       Chord diagramG+G
I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus

Verse 1:
         Chord diagramC minorCm
It's the middle of the day but darkness falls on the city
It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty
           Chord diagramG#G#
And on the other side of town something rages down the path
If you had a lisp you'd know it's kickin' theriouth ath
          Chord diagramF minorFm
Mortal enemies since the early days of yore
We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war
     Chord diagramG minorGm
They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut
          Chord diagramG+G
They both know they're kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts
      Chord diagramC minorCm
Not a single human being can survive in the vicinity
It's kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity
Chord diagramG#G#
Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place
When we got a frantic call from the President of Space
         Chord diagramF minorFm
Saying, "You're the only hope to save billions of lives"
I said, "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives
       Chord diagramG+G
We can be there in an hour if we really, really try."
But we didn't, so they ate France, sorry if you died

Chorus:
  Chord diagramC minorCm
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
Chord diagramD#D#
Giants from the sky with no sense of humor
Chord diagramBb majorBb
Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl
    Chord diagramFF                                  Chord diagramG+G
One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul
  Chord diagramC minorCm
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
Chord diagramD#D#
I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba
Chord diagramBb majorBb
I would be lucky if we live to see dawn
     Chord diagramFF                                                   Chord diagramG+G
They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn
Chord diagramC minorCm
Fuck! I just had that re-sodded
That's gonna be like twenty-five dollars, at least
Damn it

Verse 2:
Chord diagramA augmentedA couple hours later NSP hit the scene
You know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream
                Chord diagramG#G#
"Where have you been " screamed the president, "We're all under attack!"
"I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fucking back!"
     Chord diagramF minorFm
Brian busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass
Some guy said "What are you doing " so we punched him in the face
     Chord diagramG minorGm                    Chord diagramG+G
Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude
We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood
   Chord diagramC minorCm
We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance
And they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance
        Chord diagramG#G#
I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants
Now I can't forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced
Chord diagramF minorFm
When the sex was over they took off into the sky
All the world screamed "NSP you are super-awesome guys"
      Chord diagramG+G
So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show
Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row

Chorus:
  Chord diagramC minorCm
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
Chord diagramD#D#
Life on Earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up
Chord diagramBb majorBb
Finally we’re safe, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!"
   Chord diagramFF                             Chord diagramBb majorBb
Doug you suck but that's a story for another day
Chord diagramC minorCm
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
Chord diagramD#D#
I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal
       Chord diagramBb majorBb
Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars
   Chord diagramFF                           Chord diagramBb majorBb
Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car
Chord diagramC minorCm
   Son of a bitch! Aw...
I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out
Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch

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