Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
Key: D MajorD
Difficulty: Novice
NB: 
A/GA/G and 
Cadd9Cadd9 chords can be replaced with plain A augmentedA and 
C majorC chords for ease of playing.
PROLOGUE:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
G+G D MajorD A augmentedA G+G
B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
G+G B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
G MajorG B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
(Spoken): Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here foran orgy tonight, but I have to say the
responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for...
Verse 1:
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail,
B minorBm A augmentedA D MajorD
Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail.
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold,
A augmentedA
Sally's dad exploded (that's what I was told...)
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Michelle had to play checkers, Dan(?) was bakin' pies,
B minorBm A augmentedA D MajorD
Wendy's dad exploded too (that might've been a lie).
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Pam had Frisbee™ lessons, Stella had ballet,
A augmentedA
now I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway, so...
Pre-Chorus 1:
G+G A/GA/G 
Gmaj7Gmaj7 A augmentedA
Dim (dim) the lights. Remove (remove) my tights (YEAH!)
Chorus 1:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Nobody's sure, but I'm gonna have some fun,
G+G D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Let's get this party started: it's an orgy for one!
B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
It's me and my hand and it's hotter that the sun,
G+G B minorBm A augmentedA D MajorD
So break out the tissues: it's an orgy for one!
G+G B minorBm A augmentedA D MajorD
I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one!
Verse 2:
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy,
B minorBm A augmentedA D MajorD
Steve was not invited because he was a guy.
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Claire was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space,
A augmentedA
but it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base, so...
Pre-Chorus 2:
G+G A/GA/G Gmaj7Gmaj7 A augmentedA
Through (through) the night, my grasp (my grasp) is tight (OH!)
Chorus 2:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Beatin' so hard you'd think I was a drum,
G+G D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
I don't even care, it's an orgy for one!
B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums(?)
G+G B minorBm A augmentedA D MajorD
It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
G+G B minorBm A augmentedA D MajorD
It's a fucking celebration: it's an orgy for one!
Bb majorBb 
Cadd2Cadd2 D MajorD
Or--- gy---- for one-----
Bb majorBb Cadd2Cadd2 A augmentedA
Or--- gy---- for one-----
GUITAR SOLO:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
G+G D MajorD A augmentedA G+G
B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
G+G B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
G MajorG B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Pre-Chorus 3:
G+G A/GA/G Gmaj7Gmaj7 A/GA/G
Six (six) -tynine (-tynine), without (without) the 'nine' (the 'nine')
G+G A/GA/G Gmaj7Gmaj7 A augmentedA
Pour (pour) the wine (the wine). I might... (I might), Oh My!
Chorus 3:
D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
I'm banging a thousand and nailing everyone,
G+G D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one!
B minorBm G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
G+G B minorBm A augmentedA D MajorD
You know I'm goin' for it: it's an orgy for one!
G+G B minorBm A augmentedA D MajorD
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one!
G+G B minorBm A augmentedA
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy... for
Bb majorBb Cadd2Cadd2 D MajorD
One (Or--- gy---- for one-----)
Bb majorBb Cadd2Cadd2 D MajorD
Or--- gy---- for one-----
