No Reason Boner chords by Ninja Sex Party

Chords with lyrics

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Key: A minorAm

Intro:

                    Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7
This song is about a problem that I have
N.C.    Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7 A7A7 Bb7Bb7 B7B7 C7C7
Frequently


Verse 1:
     Dm7Dm7              F7F7
There are three, three, three kinds of erections
     Bb majorBb
Some are sexual
         Bm7b5 Bm7b5       E7(#9)
Some occur during periods of nervous tension
  Dm7Dm7
But there's a mysterious third kind
   F7F7
That no one really understands
  Bb majorBb
It happens when your shlong decides
    Bm7b5 Bm7b5        E7(#9)
To take matters into its own hands

Chorus:
      Am7Am7
No reason boner
     Dm7Dm7
No reason boner
  F7F7      E7(#9)
It baffles scientists
     Am7Am7     A7A7 Bb7Bb7 B7B7 C7C7
No reason boner

Verse 2:
   Dm7Dm7
This morning I was having breakfast
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At the Midtown diner
  Bb majorBb
The bagel was delicious
    Bm7b5 Bm7b5        E7(#9)
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer
    Dm7Dm7
I got a weird look from the waitress
    F7F7
When I asked her for the check
Bb majorBb
I looked down and realized
     Bm7b5 Bm7b5      E7(#9)
I was one hundred percent erect

Chorus:
     Am7Am7
No reason boner
     Dm7Dm7
No reason boner
    F7F7          E7(#9)
I like coleslaw but not that much
     Am7Am7
No reason boner

Bridge 1:
Bb7Bb7
Hi! Welcome to the post office
Bb7Bb7
Thanks! I just need to mail this package
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No problem, just place it on the scale
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Sure thing!
       B7B7
Oh! Oh god! I
I can't right now!
B7B7
Why not?
B7B7
I
I have to go
I have a, uh
                    A7A7 Bb7Bb7 B7B7 C7C7
Doctor's appointment at the dentist's!

Verse 3:
  Dm7Dm7
Now things are a little awkward
    F7F7
Between my mailman and I
Bb majorBb
That was not my best lie
      Bm7b5 Bm7b5      E7(#9)
I was just covering up for my

Chorus:
     Am7Am7
No reason boner
     Dm7Dm7
No reason boner
       F7F7            E7(#9)
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
     Am7Am7
No reason boner

Bridge 2:
Bb7Bb7
Hi! Welcome to the zoo!
Bb7Bb7
Great! I love the zoo! Look at all those monkeys!
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Actually, those technically aren't monkeys, they're macaques
  B7B7
Wow! Macaque's really hairy
                   C7C7
Uh, so, what time does the zoo close?
C7C7
About eight o'clock
C7C7
Great! That gives me a chance t- Oh god
C7C7
Oh, not not now! Not in front of the children!
             A7A7    Bb7Bb7 B7B7 C7C7
Why have you forsaken me lord!?

Verse 4:
   Dm7Dm7
This is no laughing matter
    F7F7
This is not some kind of game
   Bb majorBb
I can tuck away my Johnson
     Bm7b5 Bm7b5        E7(#9)
But I can never tuck away the shame
    Dm7Dm7
It can happen anytime
    F7F7
It can happen anywhere
Bb majorBb
When the Loch Ness Monster
          Bm7b5 Bm7b5        E7(#9)
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air

Chorus:
     Am7Am7
No reason boner, oh
     Dm7Dm7
No reason boner
    F7F7     E7(#9)
You're ruining my life
     Am7Am7  Ab7Ab7 G7G7 F7F7
No reason boner
     Am7Am7  Ab7Ab7 G7G7 F7F7
No reason boner
     Am7Am7  Ab7Ab7 G7G7 F7F7 G7G7
No reason boner
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Why?
N.C.
Boner