Next To You chords by Ninja Sex Party

Chords with lyrics

Ninja Sex Party - Next To You

Strawberries and Cream


Note: During the verses, I suggest playing E MajorE as an open chord, while
 in the chorus playing it as a barre on the 7th fret.
It helps the guitar keep up with the general contour of how Brian plays the piano.


[Intro]
 *=Strum
BB    E MajorE   A augmentedA     C#C#  BB
|*---*---*--*--*-|----*---*--*-**-|
 BB    E MajorE   A augmentedA
|*---*---*--*--*-|----------------|

[Verse 1]
BB     E MajorE        A augmentedA
We'd been friends for many years
    C# minorC#m     BB
Until I finally confessed
BB     E MajorE        A augmentedA
That I've always loved you dearly
   C# minorC#m     BB
But you were unimpressed

BB    E MajorE       A augmentedA
If I can never be your lover
    C# minorC#m     BB
I'll accept our destiny
BB    E MajorE         A augmentedA [pause]
And I'll embrace your gift of friendship

As I jack off constantly

[Chorus]
E MajorE  BB        F#F#         BB
Oh, I'll be there to lift you when you fall
E MajorE            BB        F#F#       BB
With one arm around your shoulder and the other on my balls
E MajorE  BB       F#F#
Oh, if you need me you just have to call
G+G           F#7F#7
Cause I'll be next to you

Masturbating

BB  E MajorE  A augmentedA C#C#

BB  E MajorE  A augmentedA
    1, 2, 3, let's do it!
[Verse 2]
BB      E MajorE         A augmentedA
Through the good times and the bad
     C#C#     BB
I will do everything I can
BB      E MajorE       A augmentedA
Like if you ever need help moving
   C# minorC#m      BB
I can jerk off in the van
BB      E MajorE       A augmentedA
If your car breaks on the road
       C# minorC#m       BB
I'll grab my crank and pick you up
BB     E MajorE      A augmentedA [Pause]
And we can drive away together

As I lotion up my junk

[Chorus]
E MajorE   BB       F#F#             BB
Oh, it doesn't matter where our lives will lead us
E MajorE           BB         F#F#        BB
I will always stand beside you, both in spirit and in penis
E MajorE   BB       F#F#
Oh, excuse me but I have to go dry clean this
G+G            F#7F#7
Cause I've been next to you
   G+G
Masturbating

[Bridge]
G+G                F#F#
Look, I know this may seem weird, but it's not
F#F#
Every friendship I've ever had has been like this
G+G
You should know that I'm not doing this for myself
           A augmentedA       G+G   A augmentedA    F#F#
It's partly for you, but most of all, I'm doing this

For America!

[Chorus]
E MajorE  BB      F#F#            BB
Oh, tell me everything that's in your heart
E MajorE              BB
This is Claire, we're gonna make out
     F#F#        BB
You just go ahead and start
E MajorE         BB
If it escalates to boning
       F#F#
It means I'm listening super hard
G+G           F#7F#7
Cause I'll be next to you

E MajorE        BB
Oh, wait, Claire brought a friend
   F#F#          BB
We're gonna have a threesome
E MajorE            BB
And a crowd of people's gathered
       F#F#         BB
To watch me bang both her and Lisa
E MajorE    BB          F#F#
Oh, when this is done you and I are getting pizza
G+G           F#7F#7
Cause I'll be next to you
   BB
Masturbating
BB  E MajorE  A augmentedA               C# minorC#m BB
    Slash having a threesome with Claire
BB  E MajorE            A augmentedA
   But still masturbating


Written by Brian Wecht and Dan Avidan, aka Ninja Brian and Danny Sexbang.