If We Were Gay chords by Ninja Sex Party

Chords with lyrics

Intro
BbmBbm G#G# DbDb Eb MajorEb
BbmBbm G#G# DbDb F#F#
BbmBbm G#G# DbDb Eb MajorEb
F#F# DbDb G#G# FF

 BbmBbm        G#G#
A augmentedA newborn deer runs through a field
 DbDb          Eb MajorEb
A augmentedA rainbow shines from heaven
 BbmBbm         G#G#      DbDb
A augmentedA child's smile lights up the room
            F#F#
As Brian blows a dude

 BbmBbm         G#G#
A augmentedA star shoots in from outer space
 DbDb        Eb MajorEb
A augmentedA puppy licks its mother
 F#F#       DbDb         G#G#
A augmentedA ray of sunlight through the trees
            FF
As Brian licks a sack

BbmBbm        G#G#
There would be no sadness
  DbDb       Eb MajorEb
If we were super gay
   BbmBbm      G#G#
Just unicorns and magic
  DbDb       F#F#
If we were super gay

BbmBbm        G#G#
We would all be flying
   DbDb       Eb MajorEb
On a tasteful pink duvet
      F#F#    DbDb
But mostly Brian
        G#G#   FF
(Woah-oh, woah-oh)

Mostly Brian's gay

BbmBbm   G#G#         DbDb
Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian's gay)
      Eb MajorEb       BbmBbm
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh
         G#G#     DbDb       F#F#
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

BbmBbm                       G#G#                       DbDb
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
                     Eb MajorEb
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!

BbmBbm                       G#G#                       DbDb
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
                     F#F#
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!

BbmBbm                   G#G#
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
DbDb                     Eb MajorEb
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
       BbmBbm               G#G#