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Eating Food In The Shower chords by Ninja Sex Party

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Intro
Chord diagramC minorCm   Chord diagramEb MajorEb   Chord diagramBb majorBb   Chord diagramDbDb Chord diagramEb MajorEb Chord diagramF minorFm
Chord diagramC minorCm   Chord diagramEb MajorEb   Chord diagramBb majorBb

SPOKEN: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together.
You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff.
But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON!

verse 1
Chord diagramFm7Fm7
I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman
                                  Chord diagramBb majorBb           Chord diagramC minorCm
Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine
Chord diagramFm7Fm7
Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
                                 Chord diagramBb majorBb            Chord diagramC minorCm
God knows we need both but there just ain't no time

Chord diagramF minorFm
But I've found a way to get the most out of our day
       Chord diagramF minorFm
I prepared you this buffet
   Chord diagramBbmBbm                                    Chord diagramCsus4Csus4   Chord diagramC majorC
So grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me

      Chord diagramG minorGm      Chord diagramF/AF/A     Chord diagramBb majorBb
Let's eat our food in the shower
     Chord diagramEb MajorEb          Chord diagramBb majorBb         Chord diagramF7F7
Just look at the time we've saved
Chord diagramG minorGm        Chord diagramEb MajorEb     Chord diagramBb majorBb
Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential
     Chord diagramEb MajorEb         Chord diagramBb majorBb       Chord diagramF/AF/A
Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray

      Chord diagramG minorGm     Chord diagramF/AF/A     Chord diagramBb majorBb
We're eating food in the shower
             Chord diagramEb MajorEb           Chord diagramBb majorBb        Chord diagramF7F7
Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain
              Chord diagramG minorGm      Chord diagramEb MajorEb         Chord diagramBb majorBb
Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life
              Chord diagramEb MajorEb          Chord diagramBb majorBb       Chord diagramF/AF/A
And there's a huge amount of bacon collecting in your drain!

Bridge
Chord diagramG minorGm Chord diagramFsus4Fsus4 Chord diagramFF
Chord diagramBbsus4Bbsus4 Chord diagramBb majorBb Chord diagramAbsus4Absus4 Chord diagramAbAb
Gb(b5) Chord diagramGbGb Gb(b5) Chord diagramGbGb
Chord diagramCsusCsus Chord diagramC majorC

SPOKEN: That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked?
I gotta tell you I - whoops.
Sorry I'll get that, that was...
WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me.

verse 2
Chord diagramF minorFm
Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin'
                            Chord diagramBb majorBb        Chord diagramC minorCm
It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate
     Chord diagramF minorFm
Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner
                                       Chord diagramBb majorBb         Chord diagramC minorCm
Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date!

         Chord diagramF minorFm
Sit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter
    Chord diagramF minorFm
And hold my pruney hand
       Chord diagramBbmBbm                     Chord diagramC majorC
I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!)

Chord diagramG minorGm     Chord diagramF/AF/A     Chord diagramBb majorBb
Eating food in the shower
           Chord diagramEb MajorEb         Chord diagramBb majorBb      Chord diagramF7F7
But just between us I don't deny
        Chord diagramG minorGm           Chord diagramEb MajorEb          Chord diagramBb majorBb
All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos
       Chord diagramEb MajorEb            Chord diagramBb majorBb            Chord diagramF/AF/A
Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!)

      Chord diagramG minorGm     Chord diagramF/AF/A     Chord diagramBb majorBb
We're eating food in the shower
            Chord diagramEb MajorEb       Chord diagramBb majorBb      Chord diagramF7F7
This is the pinnacle of your year
             Chord diagramG minorGm      Chord diagramEb MajorEb           Chord diagramBb majorBb
The night is only gettin' better as we get wetter and wetter
            Chord diagramEb MajorEb      Chord diagramBb majorBb      Chord diagramF/AF/A
Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea

Outro
Chord diagramC minorCm   Chord diagramEb MajorEb   Chord diagramBb majorBb   Chord diagramDbDb Chord diagramEb MajorEb Chord diagramF minorFm
Chord diagramC minorCm   Chord diagramEb MajorEb   Chord diagramBb majorBb
Chord diagramF minorFm Chord diagramG minorGm

SPOKEN: Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!

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