Dragon Slayer chords by Ninja Sex Party

Chords with lyrics

off the absolutely stunning album "Attitude City", have fun playing!


Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady.
I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates.
I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...

A minorAm
This guy plays football
   FF         G+G
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
A minorAm
This guy is a weightlifter
     FF        G+G
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
A minorAm
That dude is a scientist
   FF         G+G
But I already cured all diseases last week
A minorAm
And if that's not enough lemme ask
       FF                   G+G
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?

(CHORUS)

FF    C majorC        G+G
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
      A minorAm
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
FF    C majorC       G+G
I shall now expose my chest
A minorAm
Don't act like you're not impressed
FF      C majorC        G+G
How hard did I just seal the deal
A minorAm          A#A#
With my dragon slayer steel

Do you feel all my sexy appeal
    FF          E MajorE
And my story that's so very totally real


A minorAm
I rode up to the mountaintop
FF                  G+G
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
A minorAm
Til I found the Dragon's cave
   FF             G+G
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
A minorAm
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
    FF               G+G
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
A minorAm
Then I swung my horse like a club
    FF                 G+G
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun

(2nd CHORUS)

FF    C majorC       G+G
Oh yeah, you are now in love
       A minorAm
With both my dragon slaying nuts
FF     C majorC        G+G
I killed a demon with these hands
   G+G
Did I say I'm also in a band?
FF    C majorC         G+G
In case you might need more proof
       A minorAm       A#A#
I brought the dragon right to you

Ooh! it's the one that I slew
   FF            E MajorE
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
A minorAm
Dragon dance!

A minorAm   FF
I am a dragon!
     G+G               E MajorE
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit

(3rd CHORUS)

FF     C majorC       G+G
Girl let's go back to my place
           A minorAm
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
FF    C majorC          G+G
Can you guess what's coming next?
     A minorAm
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
FF      C majorC        G+G
This is the best day of your life
       A minorAm      A#A#
You'll be my dragon slayer wife

All right! Now it's time to decide
      FF             E MajorE
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?


Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist.
And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!?
He wasn't even in this song!