Courtship Of The Mermaid chords by Ninja Sex Party

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
G minorGm Bb majorBb FF G minorGm
Bb majorBb DmDm Eb MajorEb FF


Verse 1:

G minorGm  Bb majorBb  FF    G minorGm
Once upon a morning dawn

Bb majorBb    DmDm    Eb MajorEb    FF
Ninja Brian and I happened upon

    G minorGm     Bb majorBb    FF    G minorGm
A augmentedA gold pond, In a forest enchanted where we

Bb majorBb     DmDm     Eb MajorEb    FF
both gazed upon a bold sight so fair

  G minorGm    Bb majorBb       FF  G minorGm
See there, beneath the blue waterfall

 Bb majorBb     DmDm      Eb MajorEb     FF
A augmentedA mermaid was swimming and my heart, enthralled,

    G minorGm     Bb majorBb    FF      G minorGm
Became lost in the beautiful lines of her face

  Bb majorBb     DmDm      Eb MajorEb    FF
For every lithe movement was exquisite grace


Pre-Chorus:

 G minorGm     Bb majorBb       FF     G minorGm
I trembled in silence at the love of my life

    Bb majorBb    DmDm       Eb MajorEb       FF
Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right


Chorus:

 Eb MajorEb        Bb majorBb     Eb MajorEb        Bb majorBb
"Hey, do you like pizza!?" I screamed loud as shit

    Bb majorBb       G minorGm        Eb MajorEb     FF
Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it

  G minorGm         FF       Eb MajorEb    Bb majorBb
It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves

  Eb MajorEb     Bb majorBb     Eb MajorEb  FF
Now marvel and witness the glory of...

Bb majorBb FF G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb G minorGm FF Bb majorBb
loooooove...


Spoken Interlude:

N.C.
Here comes the pizza!


Verse 2:

  G minorGm       Bb majorBb      FF      G minorGm
The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze

  Bb majorBb      DmDm     Eb MajorEb    FF
For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese

    G minorGm    Bb majorBb   FF      G minorGm
I don't see how I may get her soul to listen

   Bb majorBb      DmDm      Eb MajorEb      FF
Like sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistens


 G minorGm   Bb majorBb     FF      G minorGm
I need to dream an ingenious new scheme

  Bb majorBb     DmDm     Eb MajorEb      FF
So this angel shall open her heart to me


Chorus:

 Eb MajorEb     Bb majorBb      Eb MajorEb     Bb majorBb
"More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham, too

  Bb majorBb     G minorGm    Eb MajorEb      FF
Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you!

  G minorGm    FF      Eb MajorEb     Bb majorBb
As choirs of angels sing out to the sky

   Eb MajorEb       Bb majorBb     Eb MajorEb    FF
In a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall...


Bb majorBb FF G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb G minorGm FF
flyyyy...

Bb majorBb FF G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb G minorGm FF
Bb majorBb FF G minorGm FF Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb G minorGm FF Bb majorBb

Spoken::
Ah, my legs! God, they're definitely broken! Oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared! He's brought the
mermaid filet mignon, Brian. That's a clearly superior dish. Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on,
I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her. Aarghh! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please?
No? Cool. Fuck you guys.