Cool Patrol chords by Ninja Sex Party

Chords with lyrics

[Intro]
A minorAm              D MajorD G+G
Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around?
A minorAm           D MajorD G+G
This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol!


[Verse 1]
   A minorAm            D MajorD G+G
Hey Kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school
     A minorAm            D MajorD G+G
The other boys! (Huh!)! They say you just ain't cool
      A minorAm            D MajorD G+G
Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!) We're gonna teach you the rules
 E MajorE
Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more

   A minorAm            D MajorD G+G
We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town
  A minorAm            D MajorD G+G
We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around
  A minorAm            D MajorD G+G
Those bullies (AW SHIT) their ass is done for now
      E MajorE
We're gonna show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First…

[Chorus]
       G+G
You put your hands in the air
    D MajorD
And you jump off the ground
       A minorAm             C majorC
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
      G+G               D MajorD
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
      A minorAm       C majorC
This is the cool patrol dance


[Verse 2]
       G+G
Now put your hands in your pockets
       D MajorD
And take them right back out
     A minorAm               C majorC
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
      G+G                  D MajorD
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
      A minorAm        C majorC
This is the cool patrol dance

Whee!

[Bridge]

A minorAm D MajorD G+G x2


[Verse 2]
  A minorAm            D MajorD G+G
Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
  A minorAm            D MajorD G+G
You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class
  A minorAm            D MajorD G+G
When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants
   E MajorE
THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES! THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES BECAUSE...


[Chorus]
       G+G
You put your hands in the air
        D MajorD
And then stick out your rear end
       A minorAm             C majorC
And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
       G+G         D MajorD
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
      A minorAm        C majorC
This is the cool patrol dance


[Verse 3]
      G+G
Now rub the peanut butter on you
     D MajorD
From your head to your feet
     A minorAm              C majorC
And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
      G+G                D MajorD
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
      A minorAm         C majorC
This is the cool patrol dance


[Bridge]
   G+G    D MajorD   A minorAm  C majorC
Cool Break!

G+G D MajorD A minorAm  C majorC x3


[Chorus]
       G+G
You put your hands in the air
      D MajorD
And grab a bird from the sky
      A minorAm          C majorC
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
       G+G                D MajorD
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
      A minorAm        C majorC
This is the cool patrol dance


[Verse 4]
      G+G
You're basically a superhero now
    D MajorD
So throw some cars
     A minorAm               C majorC
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars
  G+G              D MajorD
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
      A minorAm        C majorC

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