Makin Whoopee chords by Harry Nilsson

Verse 1:
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Another bride, another June
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Another sunny  honeymoon
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Another season, another reason
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For makin' whoopee

Verse 2:
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A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
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The groom is nervous, he answers twice
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Its really killin' that he's so willin'
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To make whoopee

Bridge 1:
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Picture a little love nest
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Down where the roses cling
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Picture the same sweet love nest
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And think what a year can bring

Verse 3:
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He's washin dishes and baby clothes
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He's so ambitious he even sews
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But don't forget folks
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Thats what you get folks
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for makin' whoopee

Verse 4:
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Another year, or maybe less
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What's this I hear, well can't you guess
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She feels neglected and he's suspected
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Of makin whoopie

Verse 5:
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She sits alone most everynight
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He doesn't phone her, he doesn't write
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She says "He's busy." then she says "Is he?
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He's makin' Whoopee

Bridge 2:
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He doesn't make much money
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Only five thousand dollars per
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Some judge who thinks he's funny
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Says, "You pay six to her."

Verse 6:
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He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"
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The judge says, "Budge, right into jail.
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You'd better keep her I think it's cheaper
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Than making whoopee."