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Tuning: Drop C (C G C F A D)
Drop C
C5
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D5
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D#5
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F5
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D5
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Intro:
C5 D5 D#5 D5 X3
F5 G5 F5
X2
Verse 1:
D5 F5 G5 F5
Not like I need to depend upon anyone
D5 F5 G5 F5
Since I can see the lack of need for me to be here at all
D5 F5 G5 F5
One more anthem for the know-it-all
D5 F5 G5 F5 C5 D5 D#5 D5
I won't be standing up for long, I'd better learn how to crawl
C5 D5 D#5 D5
Learn how to crawl
Chorus:
C5 D5 D#5 D5 C5 D5 D#5 D5 C5 D5 D#5 D5 F5 G5 F5
In ten minutes I'll be laying out flat on the floor
Verse 2:
D5 F5 G5 F5
Like I need to defend my own innocence
D5 F5 G5 F5
So what, I did it, I admit it, and I'm pleading the fifth
D5 F5 G5 F5
One more anthem for the know-it-all
D5 F5 G5 F5 C5 D5 D#5 D5
I won't be standing up for long, I'd better learn how to crawl
C5 D5 D#5 D5
Learn how to crawl
Chorus:
C5 D5 D#5 D5 C5 D5 D#5 D5 C5 D5 D#5 D5 F5 G5 F5
In ten minutes I'll be laying out flat on the floor
Bridge:
C5 D5 F5 G5 F5 x2
N.C
Eight minutes, I'm losin' it a little bit
N.C
Five minutes, your description might be starting to fit
N.C
Three to go and I'm forgetting all that I've ever known
N.C
I won't be standing up for long, I'd better learn how to crawl
Striped Verse:
N.CN.C
Not like I need to depend upon anyone
D5 F5 G5 F5
Since I can see the lack of need for me to be here at all
D5 F5 G5 F5
One more anthem for the know-it-all
D5 F5 G5 F5 C5 D5 D#5 D5
I won't be standing up for long, I'd better learn how to crawl
C5 D5 D#5 D5
Learn how to crawl
Chorus:
C5 D5 D#5 D5 C5 D5 D#5 D5 C5 D5 D#5 D5 F5 G5 F5
In ten minutes I'll be laying out flat on the floor
Outro:
C5 D5 D#5 D5 C5 D5 D#5 D5 C5 D5 D#5 D5 F5 G5
I can't stand up at all, can't see nothing at all
C5 D5 D#5 D5 C5 D5 D#5 D5 C5 D5 D#5 D5 F5 G5
In ten minutes I'll be laying out flat on the floor
Video/Audio
Other versions of this song
- Flat On The Floor (Bass)
- Flat On The Floor (Tabs)
Song History
Last Updated: January 15, 2026