Chords with lyrics
Billy Crystal and John Goodman and written by Randy Newman. I was shocked to see no chords
of it anywhere, so here they are, as accurate as I can make them... Let me know if you
have any improvements!
Eb MajorEb Eb9Eb9
If I were a rich man
Ab6Ab6 Abm6Abm6
With a million or two
Eb MajorEb C7C7
I'd live in a penthouse
F9F9 Bb7Bb7
In a room, with a view
Eb MajorEb Eb9Eb9
And if I were handsome (No way) It could happen
Ab6Ab6 Abm6Abm6
'Cos dreams do come true
Eb MajorEb C7C7 F7F7
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7Bb7 Eb MajorEb
If I didn't have you
F#F# C#C#
Wouldn't have nothin'
AbAb
If I didn't have
F#F# C#C# AbAb
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
F#F# C#C# Bb majorBb Bb7Bb7+5
Wouldn't have nothin'
Eb MajorEb Eb9Eb9
For years I have envied (You green with it)
Ab6Ab6 Abm6Abm6
Your grace and your charm
Eb6Eb6 C7C7 F7F7
Everyone loves you, you know?
Bb7Bb7
Yes I know, I know, I know
Eb MajorEb Eb7Eb7
But I must admit it
Ab6Ab6 Abm6Abm6
Big guy, you always come through
Eb MajorEb C7C7 F7F7
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7Bb7 Eb MajorEb BbM7Bbm7 Eb7Eb7
If I didn't have you
AbAb Abmaj7Abmaj7 D7D7
You and me together
G minorGm
That's how it
GmMaj7Gmmaj7 Gm7Gm7 C7C7
Always should be
F minorFm FmMaj7Fmmaj7 Fm7Fm7 Bb7Bb7
One without the other
Eb6Eb6
Don't mean nothing to me
Bb7Bb7+5
Nothing to me
[Next bit is spoken:]
Eb MajorEb Eb9Eb9
Yeah, I wouldn't be nothin' (Aw now)
Ab6Ab6 Abm6Abm6 Eb MajorEb
If I didn't have you to serve
C7C7 F7F7
I'm just a punky little eyeball
Bb7Bb7
And a funky optic nerve
Eb MajorEb Eb9Eb9
Hey I never told you this
[Sung from here:]
Ab6Ab6 Abm6Abm6
Sometimes I get a little blue (looks good on you)
Eb MajorEb C7C7 F7F7
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7Bb7 Eb MajorEb
If I didn't have you (Let's dance!)
[For Instrumental, see section starting "you and me together"]
Eb MajorEb Eb9Eb9
Yes I wouldn't be nothin
Ab6Ab6 Abm6Abm6
If I didn't have you (I know what you mean Sulley because-)
Eb MajorEb C7C7
I wouldn't know where to go (Me too because I-)
F9F9 Bb7Bb7
Or know, what to do (Why do you keep singin' my part?!)
Eb MajorEb Eb9Eb9
I don't have to say it (Aww say it anyway)
Ab6Ab6 Abm6Abm6
(Cause we) both know it's true
Eb MajorEb C7C7 F9F9
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7Bb7
If I didn't have
Eb MajorEb C7C7 F9F9
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7Bb7
If I didn't have
Eb MajorEb C7C7 F9F9
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7Bb7
If I didn't have
Eb MajorEb
you
[Slower]
F#F# C#C#
Wouldn't have nothin'
AbAb
If I didn't have
Eb MajorEb
Youuuuu
BB C#m/B B7B7
(One more time... big one!)
E MajorE E9E9
Don't have to say it (Where'd everybody come from?)
A major 6A6 Am6Am6
Oh, we both know it's true (Let's take it home big guy)
E MajorE C#7C#7 F#7F#7
I wouldn't have nothin'
B7B7
If I didn't have
E MajorE C#7C#7 F#7F#7
I wouldn't have nothin'
B7B7
If I didn't have
E MajorE C#7C#7 F#7F#7
I wouldn't have nothin'
B7B7
If I didn't have
E7E7 E6E6 F#7F#7 B7B7
You, you, you
A-E-I-O
F#F# B7B7 E MajorE
That means you
[NC]