The Fake Headlines chords by The New Pornographers

Verse 1 (Acoustic)
            G               C                F     G
I wrote the news today, in a tent outside the midway rides
F        G          C               F      G
and as my money flew, singing to their pockets you
F         G               C               F        G
could only know your shame, knowing what the good ones do.



Prechorus 1
C  Dm               F            G                Em
And when you see the bruises on my legs from kicking pills yeah
Dm               F            G
then you see how recklessly the pages are filled

Chorus 1
     F         G             C
Make headlines, believe them, come back. (x2)

Verse 2
F          G          C                F      G
Want to be upside down, maybe thrown from side to side.
F           G                C            F      G
Want to fall from the clouds, sailing like a ship at sea.
F            G                   C      F          G
Want to think out so loud that the fashion police break me

*Repeat Prechorus 1

Chorus 2
         F     G            C
Make headlines, believe them, come back. (x3)
      F   G       F  G         F   G         C
You'll cry  you'll cry  you'll cry, believe me, come back.

Verse 3
G                           C               F      G
I wrote the news today, in a tent outside the midway rides
F        G          C               F       G
and as my money flew, singing to their pockets
I
F           G                        C                      F
I filled the whole front page with the catchiest words I could find
Outro Chorus
G          C                   F        G          C
believe me, come back. (Fake headlines, believe them, come back.) x3

-End