I Only Eat Candy chords by Nerf Herder

Artist: Nerf Herder
Album:  Nerf Herder
Song:   Van Halen
Transcribed: Mike Keating - NerfWeezer@aol.com


remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortion on nearly the
whole kick ass album.  if you have any corrections or comments be
sure to mail me (except of course punctuation and caps).  thanks!



~ = let ring
* = staccato (short, sharp note)
^ = play one octave up
h = hammer on
p = pull off
>/ = slide up
\ = slide down
(M) = muted until (N)

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(tuning: standard)


(intro)
D A B F#^ G^

D   A B F#^ G^
ahhh


(verse 1)

i  i dont kill  and i dont murder or ....
                                       F#^              G^
and i  dont eat meat  and i  ...


(chorus)
      D            A               B             F#^   G^
cause i  only eat candy  oh ...
     D            A                         B              F#^  G^
yeah i  only eat candy my friend  oh oh ...


(play this 4X)
C C B C B A A G A B


(verse 2)

and i  i dont believe  no ...
                                                     F#^        G^
and i  dont worship satan  no  not ...


(chorus)
      D            A               B             F#^ G^
cause i  only eat candy  oh ...
     D            A                     B              F#^  G^
yeah i  only eat candy my friend  yeah  i  ....



(play this 4X)
C C B C B A A G A B

im angry


(bridge)
 D              A  B           F#^  D            A  B         F#^
  ylno tae ydnac  ylno tae steews  ....
   G^
ahhhhhhhhhh


(chorus)
      D            A               B             F#^ G^
cause i  only eat candy  oh oh ...
     D            A                     B              F#^  G^
yeah i  only eat candy my ...


(play this 4X)
C C B C B A A G A B
            C
the longest   line