Bad Breath chords by Willie Nelson

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
D G D A D

Verse 1:
   D
Don't ever complain about nothin'
                 A
Before we can walk we all gotta crawl
   D               G
Halitosis is a word I never could spell
   D             A      G
But bad breath is better than no breath at all

Verse 2:
    D
It's okay to say "Hello" to me
                      A
But don't get too near if you don't wanna fall
   D                         G
And don't think you'll love me if my breath melts the wall
    D             A      G
'Cause bad breath is better than no breath at all

Chorus:
       G      D     G      D
I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that
    G     D      A
I got feelin' a thousand feet tall
   G    D      A    D
The closer we get, you'll have to agree
   D             A      G
That bad breath is better than no breath at all

Solo:
D G D A  2x

Verse 3:
    D
I been talkin' to the man in the mirror
                   A
And he smells his diet is rot-gut alcohol
     D                G
But it's better I guess than starvin' to death
   D             A      G
And bad breath is better than no breath at all

Chorus:
       G      D     G      D
I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that
    G     D      A
I got feelin' a thousand feet tall
   G    D      A    D
The closer we get, you'll have to agree
   D             A      G
That bad breath is better than no breath at all