Verse 1: D She don't like her eggs all runny D She thinks crossin' her legs is funny G She looks down her nose at money D She gets it on like the Easter Bunny A She's my baby, and I'm her honey D Never gonna let her go Verse 2: D
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays D I caught him once he was sniffing my undies G He ain't too sharp but he gets things done D Drinks his beer like it's oxygen A But he's my baby I'm his honey D Never gonna let him go Chorus: D G In spite of ourselves D We'll end up sittin' on a rainbow A Against all odds D Honey we're the big door prize G We're gonna spite D Our noses right off of our faces A There won't be nothing but big old hearts D Dancing in our eyes Verse 3: D She thinks all my jokes are corny D Convict movies make her horny G She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs D She swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs A She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin' D Never gonna let her go Verse 4: D He's got more balls than a big brass monkey D He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie G Sly as a fox, crazy as a loon D When payday comes he's a-howling at the moon A And he's my baby, I don't mean maybe D Never gonna let him go Chorus: G In spite of ourselves D We'll end up sittin' on a rainbow A Against all odds D Honey we're the big door prize G We’re gonna spite D Our noses right off of our faces A There won't be nothing but big old hearts D dancing in our eyes A There won't be nothing but big old hearts D dancing in our eyes.
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