Dead Chords

Gno3 G F#m7 B7 Em C G And if your heart stops beating, F#m7 B7 I'll be here wondering "Did you Em C get what you deserve"? The ending of your G life. And if you get to heaven, F#m7 B7 I'll be here waiting, babe. Did you Em C get what you deserve? The End. And if your Am life wont wait, Than your C D heart can't take this.

G Have you heard the B7 News that you're dead? C6 C No one ever had much nice to say. I B/D# Ddim think they never liked you anyway. Oh G take me from the B7 hospital bed. C6 C Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned. And B/D# D#dim wouldn't it be great if we were dead? Gno3 Oh dead. Gm Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish. D/F# D/B You never fell in love. Did you Em Cdim get what you deserve? The ending of your Gm life. And if you get to heaven, D/F# D/B I'll be here waiting, babe. Did you Em D7/C get what you deserve? The End. And if your Am life wont wait, Than your C D heart can't take this. G Have you heard the B7 News that you're dead? C6 C No one ever had much nice to say. I B/D# Ddim think they never liked you anyway. Oh G take me from the B7 hospital bed. C6 C Wouldn't it be grand? To take a pistol by the hand. And B/D# D#dim wouldn't it be great if we were dead? Am And in my honest observation G F#7 Bm6 During this operation, found a D#dim7 F#dim7 Em D7 c o m p l i c a t i o n in your heart. So Cmaj7 Bm7 Am7 G long. 'Cause now you've got (now you've got). Maybe F# just 2 weeks to live. Is that the B most the both of you can give? G B7 Em C D#dim One, two, one two three four! G LA LA LA LA LA! LA Bm LA LA LA LA LA! LA C D LA LA LA LA LA LA! Well come on! G LA LA LA LA LA! LA Bm LA LA LA LA LA! LA C D LA LA LA LA LA LA! Oh, motherfucker! G If life ain't just a joke, (LA LA LA LA LA LA) Bm Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA) C If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA) D Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA) G If life ain't just a joke, (LA LA LA LA LA LA) Bm Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA) C If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA) D Then why am I dead? Gno3 DEAD!