Pre-apocalyptic Blues chords by Shawn Mullins

Chords with lyrics

Verse 1:
E MajorE        E7E7
You can read it in the paper
A7A7        G#7G#7
Or watch it on the news
A augmentedA            F#7F#7
Everybody's got the pre-apocalyptic blues
      E MajorE       BB      E MajorE   E7E7  B7B7
You better be ready when the sh*t goes down

Verse 2:
    E7E7
You better head on down to Costco
     G#7G#7
Get you a bucket full of rice and beans
F#7F#7
A augmentedA year's supply of 2-ply for your composting latrines
      E7E7    B7B7     E MajorE    E7E7
So you'll be ready when the sh*t goes down

Chorus:
G#7G#7
Don't hesitate don't procrastinate
     C#M7
Or you'll all be running scared
G#7G#7                C#M7
There ain't no second chances for bravory impaired
F#7F#7
'cause you know there's a couple of commies' hiding underneath your bed
    B7B7              C7C7       BB
And the zombies gonna eat up all the brains in your head

Verse 3:
    E MajorE
I got a Rambo knife with a compass
           G#7G#7
And ballistic bug out bag
   F#7F#7
Got a AK47 'bout a hundred Dexter Mags
     E7E7  B7B7           E MajorE E7E7 B7B7 E MajorE
Gonna be ready when the sh*t goes down

Bridge:
E MajorE G#7G#7 A augmentedA F#7F#7 E7E7 B7B7 E MajorE E7E7

Verse:
E minorEm
Isis and Al-Qaeda
   B7B7
About a billion red Chinese
E MajorE                  F#7F#7 E MajorE
You say you ain't worried and I say honky please
   E7E7            B7B7      E MajorE
You better be ready when the sh*t goes down

G#7G#7                 C#M7
By my Jacuzzi there's an Uzi and an RPG
   G#7G#7              C#M7
Got a stinger missile mounted on my SUV
   F#7F#7
They won't get to me no matter who they are
   BB           F#7F#7  B7B7
I got land mines buried all over my yard

Outro:
E MajorE
'Cause I read it in the paper

I watched it on the news
   A7A7      F#7F#7
And now I've got the pre-apocalyptic blues
     E7E7   E minor 7Em7     B7B7    E7E7
I'm gonna be ready when the sh*t goes down
          G+G     E MajorE    A augmentedA    A7A7   D MajorD   E MajorE
Will you be ready when the sh*t goes down